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Superthread LXI - No longer honouring AdamKungl for his birthday as it has now passed

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madunit

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lol Ok then

I lived in Brisbane for nearly 3 years, so I'm speaking from experience. I worked at Chermside, West End, Albion and Milton.

Only been back once and that was for work.

Boring as f**k, no culture (other than the dumb redneck culture) and nothing at all interesting about the place. When you go to Brisbane and ask "What can I do?" you will be met with blank faces and then responses like "You can go shopping in the Queen St Mall"

I can shop in malls in nearly every f**king town with a population over 1000 in this country.

"You can go to Southbank"

And look at river that looks and smells like an effluent run-off? Melbourne has that too with the Yarra.

"You can go watch a movie"

I can do that shit at home.

"You can go to Fortitude Valley"

Wow, watch scrawny women dancing around. They have porn on the internet for free and I have a wife. That shit is better and costs me about the same.

"You can visit the Gold Coast"

And become a victim of crime. Yay!

They should call it Brownbane.
 

Joker's Wild

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I lived in Brisbane for nearly 3 years, so I'm speaking from experience. I worked at Chermside, West End, Albion and Milton.

Only been back once and that was for work.

Boring as f**k, no culture (other than the dumb redneck culture) and nothing at all interesting about the place. When you go to Brisbane and ask "What can I do?" you will be met with blank faces and then responses like "You can go shopping in the Queen St Mall"

I can shop in malls in nearly every f**king town with a population over 1000 in this country.

"You can go to Southbank"

And look at river that looks and smells like an effluent run-off? Melbourne has that too with the Yarra.

"You can go watch a movie"

I can do that shit at home.

"You can go to Fortitude Valley"

Wow, watch scrawny women dancing around. They have porn on the internet for free and I have a wife. That shit is better and costs me about the same.

"You can visit the Gold Coast"

And become a victim of crime. Yay!

They should call it Brownbane.

Jeez man, thats some pretty shitty bait.
 

madunit

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You know it's bad when a person from the country is bored there.

I used to think Newcastle was shit, but I don't think that anymore, it's not so bad. At least the water is clean in the area and they have some good places to eat at.

Things Brownbane won't ever achieve.

"We could set up a nice restaurant here, but, nah f**k it, just put in another McDonalds"
 

Dani

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Depends which part of 'near Frankston' you live.

There's some good places down near there

And some bad ones!

10 minutes from the shops. Also means im 10 minutes to Mt Eliza.
But 5 minutes from Hastings...
 

muzby

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Guys. I live near Frankston...I win.

A few km's down the road from my place is a bikie clubhouse.

A few km's the other way lives a big player from the original underbelly series (the guy, not the actor)

And I'm in a reasonable part of Melbourne too..

Needless to say i make sure I don't get into any road rage incidents when I'm on ny way home.. just incase..
 

Joker's Wild

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You know it's bad when a person from the country is bored there.

I used to think Newcastle was shit, but I don't think that anymore, it's not so bad. At least the water is clean in the area and they have some good places to eat at.

Things Brownbane won't ever achieve.

"We could set up a nice restaurant here, but, nah f**k it, just put in another McDonalds"

Mmm hmm, Im sure thats all true. Your baits not getting any better though

Canberra is worse than anywhere mentioned so far

Now this is something we can all agree on
 

sensesmaybenumbed

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FFS I hope none of you whingers ever end up in Lithgow.

That place only produces two things. Bastards and greyhounds.
 
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beave

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Most places have its +'s and -'s, nowhere is perfect.

One thing we can all agree on though is that Cairns is a shithole and the people from there have rat like features and smell like cabbage.........:sarcasm::sarcasm:
 

beave

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Im a pepsi max fan. I find out of all the chemically altered sugar drinks to be the easiest to drink.
 

Bazal

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I don't mind Brisbane. When you're comparing it to Canberra, Brisbane wins easily
 
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