'14 // R1 // Sun // Eels 36-16 Warriors // Pirtek

[umina panther]

Sack Elliott now you fools

 

[Mixmasterreece]

Wouldn't be top concerned if we offloaded
Mateo.... He's next to useless now

 

[Liddell]

Hmmm... calypso ball?

Better

 

[Masoe_eats_babies]

Looks like a union game with all these guys cramping up

 

[Parra! *Clap Clap Clap*]

This game is cramping my style.

 

[vvvrulz]

Wouldn't be top concerned if we offloaded
Mateo.... He's next to useless now

Mateo wakes up around Origin time.

 

[Bazal]

Wouldn't be top concerned if we offloaded
Mateo.... He's next to useless now

He's looking overweight isn't he? Shame, he's got all the talent anyone could want...still he's always been a slow starter.

 

[chrisD]

Wouldn't be top concerned if we offloaded
Mateo.... He's next to useless now

Elliott coaches offloads out of players.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Back to the Nines you go Johnson you plodder

 

[lockyno1]

Parra went to sleep in the last 10 could have hit 50 IMO! Warriors surely have a better 5/8 than Townsend!

 

[Meth]

I think we need Hurrell next week

 

[vvvrulz]

I really hope this is just our usual first round blues.

 

[kia ora storm]

Townsend...almost as bad as Ben Roberts...almost.

 

[bileduct]

All the calls to the video refs and other stoppages have added almost 25 minutes to this game.

 

[Parra! *Clap Clap Clap*]

Never in doubt. We are a new team in 2014. Fantastic win and a fantastic start to the year.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Stupid Warriors always give us false confidence every year,hope we don't play these plodders round 1 again next season

 

[Meth]

I really hope this is just our usual first round blues.

No reason to suspect otherwise

 

[vvvrulz]

These last 10 minutes were something, Parramatta stopped caring and went to sleep and the Warriors were already asleep anyway. It was like a training session.

Just terrible.

 

[Meth]

Congrats Eels fans. Except for Haynetrain. He can eat a dick. But, the rest of you- All the best for a better season.

 

[Swarzey]

As I said earlier, we've been here before.

Really felt like it was a replicated game. Warriors were woeful, Parra were excellent. Going to take a few more performances to convince me.