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1eyed : Player Ratings: Eels vs The Bye

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Player Ratings: Eels vs The Bye

by Phil Sim
The Eels got off to a great start last weekend with a fantastic Friday night, but they let the weekend catch up with them by Saturday before falling in a hole on Sunday, thanks to some terrible refereeing decisions. However, we still managed to get the two points so all is forgiven.

Wade McKinnon – 7
Used the week off to stock up on some new undies to show off in the race to the finals.

Jarryd Hayne – 8
Picked up a chick who didn't have a boyfriend and didn't even bite her. Class with a capital C!

Timana Tahu – 7
Had a quiet weekend picking off the spiders

Brett Delaney – 5
Spent the weekend surfing. Tried the waves up at the Gold Coast and then headed down to Cronulla to see which was better. Couldn't find any waves at all out Parra way.

Eric Grothe – 8
Went over to Nathan Cayless' house and cleaned up the backyard, before dropping by Micky Vella's to do some cementing. Typical weekend spent doing the forward's work

John Morris – 2
Tried on Scott Prince's shoes and decided they felt pretty damn fine

Tim Smith – 10
Didn't get into any more trouble

Nathan Cayless - 7
Got let into the nightclub at Star City Casino

Mark Riddell – 5
Dropped by McDonalds, before heading out to KFC and making his way home via Tasmania

Fuifui Moimoi – 8
Avoided the judiciary for another week and then ran through a wall

Nathan Hidmarsh - 9
Spent the weekend on domestic duties. Racked up 58 nappies and 34 loads of laundry in yet another phenomenal performance

Glenn Morrison - 6
Didn't do much except watch re-runs of The Eastenders and The Bill

Chad Robinson - 7
Spent the weekend on domestic duties. Racked up 37 nappies and 23 loads of laundry in yet another not-quite Hindmarsh-like performance

PJ Marsh - 6
Kept pointing to the sky?

Dean Widders – 2
Went looking for next year's wooden spoon down South Sydney way

Michael Vella - 3
Didn't recover from an ankle injury

Daniel Wagon – n/a
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Posted on 28 Jun 2006 08:42
 

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yeah i wasn't gonna mention your words of wisdom jess - but hey, since u did, jess had no idea .... altho I actually think jess's version is kinda fitting
 
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