1st Ashes Test: Australia v England @ Gabba Dec 8-12, 2021

[Meth]

A lot of credit for Head's form has to go to that moustache. Learned from Mitchell Johnson.

Hope his wife likes it, because he'll need to hold on to it now until he wants to retire.

 

[Meth]

Its funny about Rory Burns. He looks so ordinary against anyone except us. I've seen him score at least 2 centuries against us (NZ)

 

[mozza91]

A lot of credit for Head's form has to go to that moustache. Learned from Mitchell Johnson.

Hope his wife likes it, because he'll need to hold on to it now until he wants to retire.

She won’t have to wait long. I’m expecting JL to drop Head for Ashton Turner or a Marsh in Adelaide.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Be selfish Patty... should open with yourself instead of the left-armed toupee wearer.

 

[Meth]

Just looked it up- Burns averages 60 against us. 35 against Australia, but all of his runs in England.

 

[roofromoz]

At least the Barmy Army is something, even if they give off a lager lout vibe to some.

The Fanatics (assuming they're still around) are just a national embarrassment.

 

[Bazal]

At least the Barmy Army is something, even if they give off a lager lout vibe to some.

The Fanatics (assuming they're still around) are just a national embarrassment.

The proper Barmy Army are a bit of fun

This diet version's rocked up with a one page f**ken song book and less imagination than an Ian Chappell storybook

 

[Mr. Shaman]

The proper Barmy Army are a bit of fun

This diet version's rocked up with a one page f**ken song book and less imagination than an Ian Chappell storybook

Got on the piss with them in the Hollies Stand Day 1 in the last Ashes. Unreal day. They were absolutely giving it to Langer and Warner during warm ups, funny f**kers.

When we were 8 for f**k all they were giving me so much shit, but then they got Smith'd, both sets of fans went home happy.

 

[Twizzle]

Well done Head, fantastic knock and some nice hitting when he was batting with the tail

Burns technique makes me want to throw up.

 

[mozza91]

Isa is so fine.

 

[Bazal]

Rory Burns is legit worse than Adam Lyth.

How can he possibly have hair

 

[Smug Panther]

I'm sure glad the worlds best quick doesn't open the bowling, for reasons..........

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Lets go Bald Nation!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

I'm sure glad the worlds best quick doesn't open the bowling, for reasons..........

Too nice a bloke

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Ooof good ball GOAT

 

[This Year?]

Rory was reaching for that like a midget reaching for a boob.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Sir Patrick of House Cuminme gonna take 8 wickets today.

 

[This Year?]

The Goat missed a spot with the sunscreen.

 

[Bazal]

Too nice a bloke

Cummins gets most of his assistance from hitting the deck, is just effective without swing.

Starcs a swing bowler, needs a new/old ball.

Simples

 

[This Year?]

Shane Warne would have liked that graphic.