1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[King-Gutho94]

393 looks like Mt Everest atm

 

[Chins get the wins]

Head you stupid f**k. That's the worst wicket so far

 

[Fangs]

Head 50 C Crawley B Ali

f**k me losing your wicket to
Clive Rose's uncle. Piss off!

 

[BunniesMan]

If the wicket keeping ginger merkin could catch we'd be 5 down...

 

[gUt]

poor old jonny's right tit got in the way there

 

[LeedsRhinos]

Looks like if we setup flat batting tracks that nullify your quicks we can get fast runs with Bazball and eventually the Aussies will just get themselves out with stupid shots.

 

[gUt]

right well, we need 180+ from uzzy and merkins to hang around with him

 

[Fangs]

Well here we are.

Uzzie the man from here.

 

[gUt]

Pieterson has the creepiest voice human vocal chords have ever produced

 

[Fangs]

Uzzie looks set for 300 here.

 

[BunniesMan]

The commentators are trying to say that Stokes is an alpha male and Ollie Pope is a beta

 

[Fangs]

Need another 70-80 out of this partnership at least.

 

[Fangs]

Joe Root bowling...

If we lose a wicket here I'll inform Ivan to release Nathan.

 

[BunniesMan]

We are stuffed

 

[Fangs]

Joe is closer to a wicket than I am to rooting miss universe.


Australia will post 280-300 by stumps.

 

[JamesRustle]

Daniel San back.into the attack.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Green really isn't good a turning over the strike. Bogs down any momentum in the partnership and heaps pressure on the guy down the other end

 

[Mr. Shaman]

The Inbred Brady Bunch were 5/176 it’s still good it’s still good

 

[King-Gutho94]

JL deserves a medal for punting Uzzie for Marcus Harris in 2019.

Like seriously if Uzzie was given the warner treatment throughout his career he would have played 100 tests.

 

[TheParraboy]

We are playing bazball this session

0/27 - 5 overs