1st ASHES TEST: @ Edgbaston, Birmingham June 16-20, 2023

[AlwaysGreen]

Why the f**k is there a deep point? The lesbian has just walked in.

 

[yobbo84]

KP is a pain but he's 100% right there

Put some pressure on FFS

 

[LeedsRhinos]

The over/under for this England innings is 413.5, if we don't get 400+ big advantage Australia.

 

[hineyrulz]

Giving the new batter singles, Cummins get a clue ffs.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

On the first day, God created light in the darkness. On the second, He created the sky. Dry land and plants were created on the third day. On the fourth day, God created the sun, the moon and the stars. On 30 December 1990 god created Joe Root.

You lost to Wakefield Trinity haha, loser.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

You lost to Wakefield Trinity haha, loser.

I'm concentrating on the Ashes

 

[gUt]

English great KP's strong South African accent still boomingly apparent

 

[jargan83]

This field is legit trash.

Put some pressure on the new bat ffs.

 

[Fangs]

The field placings in this opening 20 overs have been terrible. Really disappointing.

 

[LeedsRhinos]

This field is legit trash

It's barely rained for a month, that's not normal in England

 

[King-Gutho94]

Ellen has scored 5 ducks in his last 17 ashes innings and we give him easy singles fmd.

NFI

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm concentrating on the Ashes

For now.

 

[yobbo84]

It's barely rained for a month, that's not normal in England

They have these things called sprinklers, they spray water

 

[jargan83]

It's barely rained for a month, that's not normal in England

I meant the field placings not the actual grass bruv

 

[LeedsRhinos]

For now.

then i'm concentrating on Leeds United championship campaign when we're 2-0 down

 

[hineyrulz]

They have these things called sprinklers, they spray water

Spencer Leinu has entered the chat.

 

[shiznit]

On the first day, God created light in the darkness. On the second, He created the sky. Dry land and plants were created on the third day. On the fourth day, God created the sun, the moon and the stars. On 30 December 1990 god created Joe Root.

Is Hazelwood considered a god these days?? Because I’m pretty sure the commentators are telling everyone that he’s Root’s daddy…

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Maybe we should have dropped Cummins and not Starc.

 

[King-Gutho94]

KP to Eoin Morgan.

Must be a requirement to have the united nations in the comm box.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

They have these things called sprinklers, they spray water

Just down the road in Coventry, professional sports were canned at the main ground for a while because it was a legit dust bowl, the toothless don’t know what sprinklers are.