1st C/H ODI: Australia v New Zealand at SCG, March 13th 2020

[Bazal]

See this Aussie line up is like the textbook line up for how a collapse happens.

Too slow at the start, accumulators 3 & 4 and then the middle and lower order have to go nuts every time and take big risks.

Either f**k Finch off at the top and find a faster scorer, or get a proper hitter at 5 rather than an out of position opener. Or fking both

 

[Bazal]

Blocker's had a shocker

 

[hineyrulz]

Even the empty SCG booed that long levers useless merkin

The ghost of Dirk Wellham did.

 

[hineyrulz]

This mob has the acceleration of a sedated tortoise

I thought I was watching Greg Drake again.

 

[Bazal]

100 short lol.

Maybe 60 with the pitch slowing up. But f**k, dire.

 

[hineyrulz]

Starc should bat at 7 in this line up.

 

[JJ]

John Wright, Bruce Edgar and Jerry Coney got dis

 

[jargan83]

FMD Last time I checked we were 0/100 odd.

What a useless pack of gumby's

 

[Hutty1986]

f**k we're shit.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

FMD Last time I checked we were 0/100 odd.

What a useless pack of gumby's

That's an insult to Gumby

 

[JJ]

Lol O’Keefe. “There’s something about Marsh, we’ve yet to see the best of him”

Comedy genius, he laughs when he’s not funny then he’s hysterical and is ignorant

 

[KeepingTheFaith]

Is Guptil so confused by the lack of crowd noise he thinks it's a test match?

 

[Bazal]

Nice wrong'un from Cadel Zampa

 

[hineyrulz]

The Kiwis haven’t gone back to 1999, with this run rate they have corn back to 1979.


“Great Scott!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Guptil hoping to be there at stumps

 

[Eelectrica]

RRR for NZ up over 6 now. Literally impossible for any team to ever do that for a sustained period.

 

[JJ]

We’re ok at the moment imo not good but well in it but excellent bowling

What I find interesting is Australia happy all handling the same ball but high fives etc banned lol. Infection control not really well understood

 

[JJ]

Less so now

 

[AlwaysGreen]

One of the great innings by Guptil

 

[JJ]

One of the great innings by Guptil

By NZ

Guess Colin and Santner have a chance to show Aussies they not as awful as they seem