1st C/H ODI: Australia v New Zealand at SCG, March 13th 2020

[Bazal]

Boult is a spaz

 

[_snafu_]

Lol that’s out.

 

[mave]

Kiwis need to hire Watto as a specialist coach

 

[AlwaysGreen]

These two have a good average as an opening pair but not so good a strike rate.

Who said selfish?

 

[JJ]

Boult is just about my favourite ever... when he’s at his best he’s a terrific left arm quick, an excellent fielder and hands down the most entertaining bat the world has ever seen

 

[Bazal]

f**k Finch is a slug.

 

[jargan83]

Lol why the f**k are there still cops there lmao

To keep Finchy away from the buffet

 

[hineyrulz]

not for long, talk of calling it off, Eels win

yay

f**k yeah!! We are finally a powerhouse!!

 

[Bazal]

To keep Finchy away from the buffet

There are a few cops mate, not the entire AFP special response division

 

[Bazal]

f**k yeah!! We are finally a powerhouse!!

Stop spreading false information about how powerhouses f**ken work! [/PouPou Escobar]

 

[JJ]

Did Wilson ever appeal when he bowled??

 

[undertaker]

Feels weird to watch an international cricket match in front of an empty stadium. Don't know if this has ever happened in Australia before.

 

[Bazal]

Warner's turned into a slug now.

FFS

 

[JJ]

Where’s Wadey? Has he changed his name to D’arcy Short? Boss move...

 

[Bazal]

Where’s Wadey? Has he changed his name to D’arcy Short? Boss move...

Hopefully at the bottom of the New Hebrides trench

 

[JJ]

Unnoticed 50 for Warner

 

[AlwaysGreen]

If Davey scores a hundred does he still spontaneously jump??

 

[mozza91]

Unnoticed 50 for Warner

Without the crowd noise I can hear your butthurt clear as.

 

[Bazal]

If Davey scores a hundred does he still spontaneously jump??

Of course!

It's so spontaneous he won't even realise there's no one to see it.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Kiwis seem to be infected with plodorona virus 19 every trip to Australia