You do realise the boundary riders are pretty much plucked off the street on game day and give a SECURITY t-shirt then plonked on a seat. There's one bloke who does ANZ and SCG, and if he isn't 9/10th of the way to geniusation, I'm not here. That they gleefully pop beach balls is pathetic. It's not even pantomime villain funny...it's deadset SS bootlicker mindset.
Ironically, the Police don't actually care as long as you aren't violent, utterly pissed, obnoxious, racist, blah blah blah.
Ever since that South African ODI in 1997/98 at the SCG, they've sucked the entire life out of ODI and Test crowds. That South African ODI was bedlam, but f**k it was fun. Even got my picture in the paper. The clamp down got a bit better when T20 started and it was 'anything goes, party mode' but in the last 2-3 years, they've clamped down that too.
I don't go to the cricket to drink, but at 40, I am embarrassed that I can't buy and enjoy and full strength beer without them thinking I'm an aggressive bogan or that I'm going to jump the fence and glass an Australian wicket keeper. I hate you can't take a banner with something pithy on it. But that's because Corporate Australia, ahem, Cricket Australia and successive NSW State govt have dictated that grown individuals can't decide for themselves and wowsers have stolen the 'fun'.
