1st Test: Australia v Pakistan @ Optus Stadium Perth, Dec 14-18 2023

[jargan83]

With this puss bowling Australia will be 300 by lunch.

 

[Fangs]

I'll back Agha get him in there two left handers double wicket maiden

 

[hineyrulz]

This Shazard merkin bowls slower than @Bazal

 

[bazza]

Our hero Dave needs just over 1,000 runs in this series without losing his wicket to finish his test career with an average of 50

 

[yobbo84]

I love Skull

 

[hineyrulz]

lol Skull calling out Smith the fat merkin.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Davey to leap spikes up directly onto Notch's ball sack by lunch

 

[Bazal]

Davey to leap spikes up directly onto Notch's ball sack by lunch

Silly comment.

Notch hasn't had balls for years

 

[Fangs]

Searing 136kmph yorkers not giving Usman any trouble.

 

[hineyrulz]

The Paki line up is pretty village.

 

[Bazal]

Lol deep point at over 11. That's Cummins level captaincy

 

[Fangs]

Very stinky fielding position.

Keep asking Warner to play shots he has played through the air a couple times already. Its too easy.

 

[Haffa]

Don’t you think there is just to much cricket played now people just feel burnt out. Especially considering we are playing teams who we’ve beaten up the last time they were here.

No excuses for these coats. They whinged and complained their way to the first test after crying about missing out on test cricket because their government closed the borders. They've offered every excuse imaginable as to why they can't pull in crowds and now they have the prime test in school holidays. If the Gabba wasn't getting rebuilt they'd lose their test rights

 

[hineyrulz]

The Paki bowling line up is slower than the Parra back line.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

This is like Raiders v Eels.

And the raiders are not Pakistan merkins.

 

[hineyrulz]

This is like Raiders v Eels.

And the raiders are not Pakistan merkins.

This Paki line up is bald enough.

 

[bazza]

No excuses for these coats. They whinged and complained their way to the first test after crying about missing out on test cricket because their government closed the borders. They've offered every excuse imaginable as to why they can't pull in crowds and now they have the prime test in school holidays. If the Gabba wasn't getting rebuilt they'd lose their test rights

seeing Davey W in the flesh one last time should surely see the first 3 days sold out

 

[hineyrulz]

Mini Leap for Davey.

 

[Eelectrica]

50 up for Davey. At least someone knows how to use a bat

 

[Fangs]

Good 50