1st Test: Australia v South Africa @ Gabba Dec 17-21, 2022

[Bazal]

Good to see AB back in the commentary box. Even better to see Ian Smith out of the box.

Just as long as he doesn't have a bit of the green apple splatters. Could be a rough comm box then

 

[This Year?]

cum on cum ins!

 

[Meth]

Carey was really on the back foot there.

 

[This Year?]

That will be the only time Verreynne will be happy of missed Head.

 

[This Year?]

Give the goat an over or two before lunch.

 

[This Year?]

lol @ Ted on the balcony.Looks like his gills are as green as @hineyrulz.

 

[mozza91]

Bavuma and Macklemore having a dig here.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

7 still have Mr Boring Simon Tauffel on their books.

 

[This Year?]

4th slip would be nice.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Tim Lane ffs, send him back to the nursing home, he makes Chappelli's ramblings stimulating and relevant.

 

[hineyrulz]

lol @ Ted on the balcony.Looks like his gills are as green as @hineyrulz.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Baldie wearing the 1990s WH&S issued sunnies.

 

[This Year?]

did someone say KFC?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Franger: "the best way to counter-attack is to attack ".

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Bavuma is so short he's in danger of being neck before wicket (NBW).

 

[TheParraboy]

Buvama forever

Will score a ton today the little fella , I feel it

The only cricketer in history shorter than the Admiral

 

[This Year?]

That's a wonderful fielding effort by labiashave.

 

[Meth]

If these two can get through this over, they've done South Africa a great service. Looking much healthier now...and by that, I mean that they look sick, but not critically so. Reminds me of when they told me that my nan wouldn't make it through the night. She did. She died 2 days later. Bavuma today is that scenario in the form of a batsman.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Holy f**k why the hell is Tim Drain talking about the 1960/61 West Indies tour?

Meanwhile Franger has his tongue firmly inserted up the Australian players' clackers.

 

[TheParraboy]

25 overs first session , a disgrace

11.22am to 1.22pm