1st Test: Australia v South Africa @ Gabba Dec 17-21, 2022

[AlwaysGreen]

Marco tried to hit it out of the parko.

 

[baggygreen man]

Jansen is as thin as a string of pelican poo. But can hold a willow.

 

[Bazal]

Agricultural

 

[Meth]

I wonder if Jansen was responding to something Labuschagne said ala Flintoff/Best

 

[Bazal]

Ironman

Vereynne needs to stay not out now so he can sledge these merkins about costing him a hundred. The true spirit of cricket

 

[AlwaysGreen]

South Indies getting rolled here.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The Nerd is out.

 

[Bazal]

Beta. Now he can't even say he was robbed by his useless mates

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Why is he raising his bat like he's just scored 157 over 3 days to save a test?

 

[2 weeks]

Where is @SLRBRONCOS ?

We need bald caps for all these South African lesbians

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Jonty Head drops it.

 

[Bazal]

Jonty wouldn't have dropped it

 

[2 weeks]

Windies got 283 in the First Innings of the first test of that series

Just sayin'

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Channel 7's commentary consists of Ricky Ponting, the odd cameo from Simon Katich and Greg Blewett, and 17 other pelicans

 

[Bazal]

Channel 7's commentary consists of Ricky Ponting, the odd cameo from Simon Katich and Greg Blewett, and 17 other pelicans

Simon Katich and Greg Blewett are the same person. Kat is just the mentally ill side of the personality

 

[2 weeks]

What about that glory hole in the middle of middle stump

Jeff Stryker sitting, watching at home noticed it

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Franger drops an elite

 

[Bazal]

Lol Carey. Keepers should be banned from reviewing

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Yeah good call Carey.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

The 2 jerks who always get shit put on them have 3 wickets each.