1st Test: Bangladesh v Australia at Mirpur, Aug 27-31 2017

[Twizzle]

what happened to Haze ?

only bowled 4.1 overs

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Old mate wadey is one of those cocky little bastards who struts around like he's got it all sorted out but in reality is a dumbarse who can barely feed himself.

 

[King hit]

Old mate wadey is one of those cocky little bastards who struts around like he's got it all sorted out but in reality is a dumbarse who can barely feed himself.

Sounds like the people I've worked with who are second in command

 

[_snafu_]

f**king scissorhands

 

[Hutty1986]

265 to win...lol

 

[_snafu_]

Nice catch from Handscum there.

 

[hineyrulz]

265 to win.

No hope IMO.

 

[_snafu_]

We are not patient enough to get the runs.

 

[mozza91]

The pocket dynamo is looking to knock off these runs before stumps, he has an acting class booked for tomorrow in readiness for his new range of Oled TV ads this summer.

 

[Iafeta]

Warner in imperious touch. Him and Oozie will bring them home with comfortable ease.

 

[mozza91]

Warner in imperious touch. Him and Oozie will bring them home with comfortable ease.

You really have it out for Khawaja don't you?

 

[_snafu_]

Warner dropped.

 

[Iafeta]

You really have it out for Khawaja don't you?

I was giving him a vote of confidence as you can well see.

 

[_snafu_]

Renshaw gorn.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Renshaw gone.

I like his patience but poking around like he does will inevitably lead to getting out on pitches like this.

 

[Iafeta]

Damn. The Rock falls. Come on Khawaja.

 

[_snafu_]

lol

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Lol oozie.

What a marsh.

 

[_snafu_]

Why can't these f**kwits play according to the conditions?

 

[Eelementary]

Usman Khawaja

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