1st Test: India v Australia at Pune on Feb 23-27, 2017 - AUST WIN BY 333 RUNS

[umina panther]

Aight mate, I'll give a hit in my LMS side over the winter, feed you a handful of laxatives and see how ya go....deal? Pretty hard to perform even at that level when you're focusing on nothing but clenching your sphincter....let alone test cricket.

Happily shit my pants for the side. Im a team man

 

[Bazal]

Happily shit my pants for the side. Im a team man

You reckon you could bat with pants full of shit? Move your feet, concentrate, run between the wickets? Whilst it's running down the inside of your leg? I don't....you've been a bit silly here tbh

Although it might be a useful tactic to get the keeper to stop standing up to the stumps

 

[hineyrulz]

Happily shit my pants for the side. Im a team man

Well doing that got Wade and MMarsh a gig........

 

[axl rose]

Warner

Warner, what a joke. Someone build him a road.

Another one gone.

 

[Cockadoodledoo]

Did anyone not see this happening?

 

[Rabbits20]

India will be 3/300 when they bat.

 

[Cockadoodledoo]

I am assuming they cannot afford hotspot in India.

 

[TheParraboy]

We will be bowled out soon, good thing is a little nasty session for india before stumps, opportunity to grab a couple of wickets for not much

 

[mave]

Lol. That ball tracking is bullshit.
That's missing leg easily for mine.

 

[Cockadoodledoo]

India will be 3/300 when they bat.

The problem is we face their bowlers and they get to face ours and they also have Kohli.

 

[hineyrulz]

India will be 3/300 when they bat.

Gee thanks genius.

 

[hineyrulz]

Lol. That ball tracking is bullshit.
That's missing leg easily for mine.

Renshaws fault as well methinks.

 

[Bazal]

The problem is we face their bowlers and they get to face ours and they also have Kohli.

Haven't seen the track cos I'm up the coast for a funeral and my Fox Go app f**ked out but if Umesh Yadav is causing problems I'd back Haze to have something of an impact

 

[Tweed Titan]

Umpy has given about 3 lbw's that are just nicking the outside of leg stump. Prick must have money on India

 

[hineyrulz]

f**k off GOAT!

 

[Cockadoodledoo]

Haven't seen the track cos I'm up the coast for a funeral and my Fox Go app f**ked out but if Umesh Yadav is causing problems I'd back Haze to have something of an impact

RIP to the deceased. Yadav is bowling to our batsmen, he is bowling well but our batsmen Renshaw aside have been ordinary as usual.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Looks like Renshaw isn't the only one suffering from arse rape.

 

[Mr Angry]

Gee what we picked Marsh people and look shyte.....na, na, really...........

Not their fault dicks pick them.....FFS...we deserve to lose.

 

[Mr Angry]

Dead set over this game when they continue, and continue, and continue to pick fail.....

Show me the photos of the whatever gets these failures picked over and over and over...and produce...nothing but fail.

 

[Mr Angry]

Hell throw in a failed, failed, failed Victorian keeper.........

NSW and QLD need to dis, the rest........