1st Test: India v Australia at Pune on Feb 23-27, 2017 - AUST WIN BY 333 RUNS

[Cockadoodledoo]

Not to blow my own trumpet, but my son took 4 for nothing in two overs and scored 5 runs in two overs just this very morning.

He's seven but I could do with a trip to India. I'm expecting a call from Hohns any moment now.

The team I coached on the other field had 12 debutants. Most have never picked up a bat or ball, or strapped on a pad, or slid on a glove or box. They're shitting on the Marshes right now.

Change his name by deed poll to Trevor Marsh and he will be a shoe. Stuff the 4 wickets, they are surplus. The 5 runs will do.

 

[hineyrulz]

who cares as long as they are into anal

7/11 - 24/7

 

[Mr Angry]

FTR I have no dislike for the Marsh boys, just would not pick them.

 

[mave]

We are a long long way from winning this test

 

[8Ball]

This tour has already surpassed expectations

 

[Mr Angry]

^^^

Agreed

 

[Meapro Ham]

We are a long long way from winning this test

So you keep saying. Much rather be us than them though.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

We might not win this test.

But having the merkins out for 105 was bloody nice.

 

[8Ball]

Shot Petey

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Handjob out.

 

[hineyrulz]

Sadly I still think we will lose this test, am I a merkin for thinking that????

 

[AlwaysGreen]

With Matthew Marsh due in next its still a possibility.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Renshaw looks like he's lost 2 stone since yesterday

 

[hineyrulz]

Renshaw looks like he's lost 2 stone since yesterday

I'd rather the team lost 15 stone, namely Mitch Marsh.

 

[Meapro Ham]

Did not think that would be going over

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Kettlebro wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eelectrica]

So Renshaw dodged a bullet if I'm understanding correctly?

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Def going over.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

Sadly I still think we will lose this test, am I a merkin for thinking that????

You might be a merkin, but at least you're not a f**king merkin.

 

[Desert Qlder]

I missed the middle session, why has Renshaw come in down the order?