1st Test: India v Australia @ Nagpur Feb 9-13, 2023

[AlwaysGreen]

So Kholi just walks around with lube on the back of his hand?

Pretty weird.

 

[Bazal]

So Kholi just walks around with lube on the back of his hand?

Pretty weird.

It was semen

 

[hineyrulz]

It was semen

That makes much more sense.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Game plan for today:

Limit the damage. Probably end up with a deficit on the first innings. If its 50 or below we're still in it, if gets above 50 we're in trouble, if it works out how i think ot will India will bat all day and be 6004 runs in front.

 

[mave]

Hayden does realise the Pink Test ended like 30 days ago?

 

[Bazal]

Hayden does realise the Pink Test ended like 30 days ago?

Haydos doesn't know where he is tbh let alone when

 

[mozza91]

Hayden does realise the Pink Test ended like 30 days ago?

I don’t think he can spell his own name.

 

[Fangs]

Better start from Patty. Close to the edge.

 

[Bazal]

Lol at the commentator calling out BOATs straight ball as though it was a variation

 

[mozza91]

What’s with all the kids in the crowd? Shouldn’t they be at work?

 

[yobbo84]

Boland and Murphy have looked a lot more dangerous than Cummins and Lyon.

 

[_snafu_]

It was semen

Did he fart it out?

 

[mave]

SOS Jason Krejza.

The better baldy.

 

[Fangs]

Darren Lehmann would provide more value at the moment.

 

[Bazal]

FFS. Skippers bowling pies that are more enticing than his own baby blues

 

[yobbo84]

Pretty uninspired captaincy I must admit. Give someone else a bowl.

 

[Bazal]

We rely on this bald badger far too much.

Give the young murderer a go

 

[Bazal]

I love Patty but if Tim Paine set this field half of Australia would be in his DMs catfishing to get the bloke sacked.

Woeful

 

[hineyrulz]

Not sure what’s been worse, Paddy’s bowling or timid captaincy??

And lol @ the BOAT!! The most overrated Aussie cricketer of the last 50 years.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Paddy's shitiness so far has enlarged his carbon footprint by 697%.