1st Test: Pakistan v Australia at Dubai October 7-11 2018

[Mr Spock!]

How did we end up with twin Marshtards batting 3 and 4? A batsman's place in the batting order is not supposed to be the same number as their batting average.

In what universe is MMarsh in the top 5.

He's not even a 6.

 

[Matt23]

Get used to it.

This summer won't be much better.

Yeah I can hardly wait to see India score 6 Dec for 1000 on the mcg road.

 

[Timbo]

Geez, imagine my shock - two debutants with middling to OK FC records get ducks.

 

[Tommy Smith]

Lol whenever I hear the name Marnus Labuschagne I'm reminded of this scene...



A quality 0 on debut by Vegetable Lasagna.

 

[Hutty1986]

Gotta be the worst side in aussie history...at least batting wise

 

[Tommy Smith]

Gotta be the worst side in aussie history...at least batting wise

I said the same thing to a mate without a hint of hyperbole - this is Australia's worst side in 150 odd years of Test cricket.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Typical Myth Marsh, fart arseing around for an hour and then gets out.


Greeners

 

[TIGER14]

An someone send Mitchell Marsh an application for that one way trip to Mars?

 

[Eelectrica]

And they wonder why our quicks break down. Our bowlers spend 2 days in an oven and less than 24 hours later are going to back out there.

Labu and Head can bowl 75% of the overs unless Pakistan actually enforce the follow on.

 

[baggygreen man]

How did we end up with twin Marshtards batting 3 and 4? A batsman's place in the batting order is not supposed to be the same number as their batting average.

Having trouble getting my head around why two debutants followed each other. Dumb Paine. You should have moved yourself up the order when Head went.

 

[Mr Spock!]

I said the same thing to a mate without a hint of hyperbole - this is Australia's worst side in 150 odd years of Test cricket.

Looking around at the first class scene, there's not much better.

Renshaw and Burns are only marginally better than the rest.

 

[undertaker]

And they wonder why our quicks break down. Our bowlers spend 2 days in an oven and less than 24 hours later are going to back out there.

Labu and Head can bowl 75% of the overs unless Pakistan actually enforce the follow on.

Or how about Mitch Marsh be the 'all-rounder' he supposedly is and bowl more than 10 overs for once.

 

[Hutty1986]

I said the same thing to a mate without a hint of hyperbole - this is Australia's worst side in 150 odd years of Test cricket.

Yep. Utter dog shite.

 

[TheParraboy]

Yeah I can hardly wait to see India score 6 Dec for 1000 on the mcg road.

Would India be 2-0 up going into that test?

 

[Matt23]

Would India be 2-0 up going into that test?

If we persist with these nuffies, then yes.

 

[Eelectrica]

Come on Siddle. 8 more runs and you're the 3rd highest scorer.

 

[baggygreen man]

Gotta be the worst side in aussie history...at least batting wise

How many of these blokes were in the Sri Lanka disaster..what was it two years ago? They have learnt nothing since then.. zilch.. zero.

 

[Front-Rower]

Haven't seen any of the action this evening but the spinners have taken majority of the wickets I believe? I bet they have 4 in close, chatting away and putting pressure on the bats? Unlike our mob who bowl a spinner and have blokes out on the boundary...

 

[Eelectrica]

Come on Lyon. Stick around. Help Siddle get the runs reqd to be 3rd leading scorer.

 

[jargan83]

Left for a run 40 mins ago and expected us to be fielding by time I got home.