1st Test: Pakistan v Australia @ Rawalpindi, March 4-8 2022

[Smug Panther]

I guess Pakistan are planning 2 of these pitches then 1 dust bowl to jag a series

 

[gUt]

Jesus christ the f**king horns, shove them up your arses you merkins

 

[Smug Panther]

Worst pitch in the history of cricket? Let's not bother going back for another 20 years

 

[BunniesMan]

I can't imagine how anybody could get 20 wickets here.

 

[TheParraboy]

We lost a bit of play last couple of evenings

Surely they knew bad light would be in play before the test and could have started an hour earlier each day?

Heading for a tame draw anyway, hopefully one or both current bats get a real biggie

 

[Valheru]

From here just bat until lunch tomorrow and see if Pakistan capitulate or not.

I thought our bowlers did all they could on this highway.

 

[TheParraboy]

Match delay - wet outfield

Inspection soon, hopefully play soon after

 

[TheParraboy]

weather is fine there now, no sign of rain and wont be for the rest of the day

but outfield very wet

Unlikely play before lunch according to espn cricinfo

 

[hineyrulz]

Have Pakistan hosted a cricket game the last 24 years?? FFS!!

 

[jargan83]

I can't imagine how anybody could get 20 wickets here.

People wouldn't take 20 wickets in a month on this pitch.

 

[TheParraboy]

Play has resumed

 

[Bazal]

In memory of the great SK Warne, I'll be calling for a declaration while behind no later than tea today.

 

[Bazal]

Man even on a strip of concrete these blokes just don't want hundreds hey?

 

[hineyrulz]

FFS Marnus.

 

[mozza91]

Man even on a strip of concrete these blokes just don't want hundreds hey?

Also a tribute to Warne?

 

[Bazal]

Interested to see how Head plays this. I reckon he'll attack like he did in the Ashes.

Don't mind it tbh. Although this spell from the quicks is gonna be tough to attack, they're bowling great

 

[jargan83]

Useless merkins can't even score 100s on a freeway

 

[jargan83]

Should be all out for 350 at this rate

 

[Bazal]

Welp. Didn't last long but the idea was right.

Bit silly playing for spin on this deck but

 

[hineyrulz]

Watch us derp it up from here.