1st Test: Pakistan v Australia @ Rawalpindi, March 4-8 2022

[Hutty1986]

Haha no team in world cricket collapses like Straya. Classic stuff!

 

[Smug Panther]

Bat the whole game out imo. Rest the bowlers

 

[TheParraboy]

4/364 - tea

Could just about have a lead at stumps tonight or reasonably close, pending the lighting

 

[hineyrulz]

This deck still looks like the top of Brad Arthurs dome.

 

[hineyrulz]

Shit Greeny, would of been nice for him to get a 50 first up overseas.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Should still get the Bash Boost although I think we're regretting not bringing in the X factor Marcus Harris.

 

[hineyrulz]

FFS Smithy, this balding turd how somehow got 4 wickets. All off absolute dross, it's like watching a spin version of Wagner.

 

[yobbo84]

The bloke's bowling is the walking definition of sh*t gets wickets.

 

[_snafu_]

Why are we batting like absolute pillocks?

 

[Hutty1986]

Another hundred thrown away. f**king useless. The Smiffy drought rolls on...

 

[Twizzle]

can't anyone get a ton

 

[hineyrulz]

That was the easiest free lunch our batsman are ever gunna get.

 

[TheParraboy]

Hope our tail doesn't throw their wickets away

Potential for a couple of lower order 50s. Dare I say it, a maiden test ton to someone perhaps?

Bat out the first session today at least, preferably a lot longer

May as well make them bowl a lot of overs, 2nd test starts on the 12/3

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Declare now. The BOAT rolls Pakistan for less than a hundred. Then we chase down the total and win by 1 wicket.

And Canberra win the premiership

 

[jargan83]

Hopefully we can get these last 30 odd runs to claim first innings points

 

[Hutty1986]

Straya lose 6/52 on the Hume Highway. Pakistan still a chance of winning this

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Baldman Ali 6/107

 

[TheParraboy]

Be great Pakistan declare and set us a tricky little total about 30-40min before tea.

 

[The Mad Hatter]

You can’t see Starc getting too many more wickets (or tests) without Shane Warne around to trigger him.

 

[Eelectrica]

I'd probably stop bowling our front line bowlers. Bowl Carey, Warner, Khawaja just for giggles.

If we lose 10 wickets in a session the team can take a viking long ship and row home.