2012 Sharks LU Forum Awards nominations thread

[parraeels2010]

Where is everyone in lonely

 

[coolumsharkie]

They don't call me " the biggest pharkwit " for nothing every time I look in the mirror it reminds me of why we shouldn't procreate

 

[blacktip-reefy]

They don't call me " the modern day Hercules " for nothing every time I look in the mirror my shirts get sticky

you are a weird Westy cutie & you should be not allowed near computers.

 

[parraeels2010]

Haters gonna hate.dont be jelly cause I'm the male Aussie version of Paris hilton

 

[parraeels2010]

Heeeeellllllooooo? Peope should know by know I get drunk every Saturday and usually online 2 around 5am people have 2stY up 2 chat with. Me

 

[cleary89]

Go kill yourself

 

[Snoop Shark]

Heeeeellllllooooo? Peope should know by know I get drunk every Saturday and usually online 2 around 5am people have 2stY up 2 chat with. Me

U must have a fully hectic life getting drunk and jumping on a computer!

Does your mother sometimes knock u back when your drunk?

 

[bad boy bubby]

ok I'll give some of these a shot,

1. Best Poster - it's the Sharks forum, not sure if this category fits.
2. Worst Troll - as opposed to best troll?
3. Best Thread - Development one
4. Worst Thread - Qantas without doubt, all polly's are farkwits and a waste of energy
5. Biggest Whinger - Webster
6. Fluffiest Poster - newms
7. Fluffiest Thread -
8. Poster You Would Most Like To Meet In Person - Redders
9. Most Dramatic Departure - as above
10. Best Use of Stats - N/A
11. Funniest Poster - SadShark, but honorable mentions to carch, Quigs and Surely when he posts more.
12. Biggest Wrist Slitter - Webster
13. Best Dummy Spit - Redders
14. Best Newbie - there was a fella who made long posts, and a lot in the NRL forum, when I remember his name I'll put it in EDIT: wibble was his name
15. Personal Vendetta Against Player or Coach - I daresay that most will go with The Droid vs The Pom but i'm gunna go Webster vs Wright, Toops etc
16. Most Dedicated To A Single Player or Coach - Hands down Reefy and Inu
17. Biggest Pharkwit - Very tough competition for this
18. Best New Pharkwit - the old ones have too much territory in this category
19. Most Informative Poster - newms, fiz, Frenz, mega and shaggs
20. Best Prediction - the self praise card invoked: me, the mathematics thread http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showpost.php?p=8593796&postcount=36
21. Worst Prediction -
22. Biggest Dope - That Slayer fella
23. The Everybody Loves Raymond Award for the Most Likeable Poster- carch and Quiggsy

24. Most dedicated to the advertisements on LU. Nominees are Quigs and The Broncos, and Ausguy and Robo for their Mel love:
Winner is Robo and Mel, may the cyberforce be with you.

 

[glenmoresharkie]

1. Best Poster - newman
2. Worst Troll - parraeels2012
3. Best Thread - Development
4. Worst Thread - Qantas thread
5. Biggest Whinger - blacktipreefy
6. Fluffiest Poster - newman
7. Fluffiest Thread - "who are we gonna play in the GF"
8. Poster You Would Most Like To Meet In Person - parraeels2012 so i can knock his f****n head off
9. Most Dramatic Departure - undecided
10. Best Use of Stats -*
11. Funniest Poster - Sadshark
12. Biggest Wrist Slitter - Ausguy
13. Best Dummy Spit - roboshark
14. Best Newbie - M2D2
15. Personal Vendetta Against Player or Coach - M2D2
16. Most Dedicated To A Single Player or Coach - me on Hotdogs
17. Biggest Pharkwit - parraeels2010
18. Best New Pharkwit - idunno if he's new or not, but parraeels2010 is the king of farkwits
19. Most Informative Poster - Newman
20. Best Prediction - cant remember who's Avatar is was, but someone had Lewis in a Sharks jersey
21. Worst Prediction - which ever idiots said we would play in the GF
22. Biggest Dope - blacktip reefy
23. The Everybody Loves Raymond Award for the Most Likeable Poster - Quigs, that one's you by a mile mate.

 

[Miller was a legend]

Soft c**ks, I'll have a go...

1. Best Poster - Newman
2. Worst Troll - Parraf**kwit2010
3. Best Thread - Development
4. Worst Thread - Any thread that speculates on who should we buy for next year.. They shit me to tears.. But if I had to vote honestly then I think the Qantas thread.. Sorry Quigs
5. Biggest Whinger - Sorry man.. Ausguy
6. Fluffiest Poster - Sorry man.. Newman
7. Fluffiest Thread - Who are we going to play in the GF .. Lame but I can't think of any one in particular
8. Poster You Would Most Like To Meet In Person - Redback
9. Most Dramatic Departure - Redback
10. Best Use of Stats - Thy pie chart manifestor
11. Funniest Poster - Sadshark by a mile
12. Biggest Wrist Slitter - Ausguy
13. Best Dummy Spit - Sorry man Roboshark
14. Best Newbie - M2D2
15. Personal Vendetta Against Player or Coach - M2D2
16. Most Dedicated To A Single Player or Coach - M2D2 on Pomm
17. Biggest Pharkwit - Paraf**kwit2010
18. Best New Pharkwit - Resole11
19. Most Informative Poster - Newman
20. Best Prediction - Frenzy's avatar
21. Worst Prediction - R2Coupe *giggles*
22. Biggest Dope - Redback/Parraf**kwit2010
23. The Everybody Loves Raymond Award for the Most Likeable Poster - Miller was a legend

Oh Ccools, thank you mate!

 

[Snoop Shark]

1. Best Poster - frenzy...a bit of common sense mixed with some sarcasim
2. Worst Troll - parra eels goose
3. Best Thread - development
4. Worst Thread - Qantas...what was started as a bit of jibber to talk about these goose baggage handlers turned into a political shitfight
5. Biggest Whinger - Reefy
6. Fluffiest Poster - Newman
7. Fluffiest Thread - the one about the sponsor when we were sponsor-less
8. Poster You Would Most Like To Meet In Person - Reefy
9. Most Dramatic Departure - redders(or was it banned? Not sure)
10. Best Use of Stats - Frenz
11. Funniest Poster - Newman
12. Biggest Wrist Slitter - ausguy
13. Best Dummy Spit -
14. Best Newbie - Ryan Mcgoldick
15. Personal Vendetta Against Player or Coach - All those against CT
16. Most Dedicated To A Single Player or Coach - Reefy and robbo/Luke Kelly/Inu only a couple more for a boy band
17. Biggest Pharkwit - reefy
18. Best New Pharkwit - pass
19. Most Informative Poster - cb4/frenzy
20. Best Prediction - Lewey a done deal
21. Worst Prediction - Myself and carney a rabbit...big stitch up
22. Biggest Dope - carina/ssb68(whatever his name is)
23. The Everybody Loves Raymond Award for the Most Likeable Poster - Quigs/ima

 

[Ausguy]

f**k off all of you.

Sharks are shit.

 

[Miller was a legend]

f**k off all of you.

Sharks are shit.

Haha, you tell em Aus:lol:

 

[Macca]

How good was my Greg Bird prediction?

 

[Frenzy.]

1. Best Poster - newman
2. Worst Troll - parraphuck2010
3. Best Thread - Has to be the Development thread. Here
4. Worst Thread - SSB68's masterpiece where he called for the Sharks to release Gallen. Here
5. Biggest Whinger - Ausguy
6. Fluffiest Poster - Gallen=God
7. Fluffiest Thread - Sharks sign Beau Ryan for 3 years. Here. Now I like Beau as a player and I recognise it is a good signing but he's no Eric Grothe or Mike Cleary yet the forum hasn't seen more spoof flying about for years. People were less excited over Lewy signing :lol:
8. Poster You Would Most Like To Meet In Person - redback
9. Most Dramatic Departure - redback
10. Best Use of Stats - me
11. Funniest Poster - Quigs
12. Biggest Wrist Slitter - Ausguy
13. Best Dummy Spit - M2D2
14. Best Newbie - wibble
15. Personal Vendetta Against Player or Coach - Ads (Matt Wright)
16. Most Dedicated To A Single Player or Coach - Special K (Gallen)
17. Biggest Pharkwit - Dragon Slayer
18. Best New Pharkwit - Gallen=God
19. Most Informative Poster - cb4 in a tight one. Could of gone for newman, fizman or shaggs
20. Best Prediction - Lewis to the Sharks. I'll give it to newman
21. Worst Prediction - Season Defining Game. Here
22. Biggest Dope - SSB68
23. The Everybody Loves Raymond Award for the Most Likeable Poster - carchy boy

 

[roboshark]

Best dummy spit?.. Wtf how can you say that. What a firkin crock of shit

I need a cuddle. Where's mel

 

[Gallen=God]

Fluffy! HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll concede best new pharkwit but fluffiest? Really?

 

[Frenzy.]

Best dummy spit?.. Wtf how can you say that. What a firkin crock of shit

I need a cuddle. Where's mel

Most dedicated to a fictitious bimbo in an internet ad - roboshark

Now STFU you whining..(checks post count....curtis.

 

[Vin Fizz]

Cant award all of em but here’s my contribution on a few.
Best Poster – Frenz has all the good oil.
Worst Troll –Parra Eels 2010 and his 26 personas. Crazy Tiger has recent form as well.
Best Thread – Head says the development, but HM to Qantas. That will keep going into next year.
Worst Thread – Anything started by the trolls.
Fluffiest Thread – Sponsor and I contributed to that fluff (apologies).
Poster You Would Most Like To Meet In Person The man from Emu Park.
Funniest Poster – Ronny Dobbs cracked me up a stack this year.
Biggest Wrist Slitter – Sorry Aus
Best Newbie – I’m no veteran myself but thought Wolverines posts echoed the voice of reason.
Most Informative Poster - Newman.


The Everybody Loves Raymond Award for the Most Likeable Poster – Quigs.

 

[DaSuperHero2]

about the only time you guys win a award