It's midway through Saturday and the awards ceremony/orgy is still going strong. While the floor of SeeJay's Blumpkin Parlour is stickier than usual, that doesn't stop the merrymakers from rousing themselves for the presentation of the next awards.
Presenting Best Jimmy Rustler is AlwaysGreen, who proudly spots his 'No African Images Legion' t-shirt as he comes out to present an award named after him that he almost certainly won't win.
"You're all merkins," he explains,
"And the so-called Best Jimmy Rustler is muzby".
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Muzby, who only recently expressed surprise at being nominated, clearly doesn't understand just how good he is at infuriating people. He begins to give a humble speech, but is chased offstage by a hail of garbage and human excrement.
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The next award, hereafter known as the foregone conclusion, is for the Firker Who Makes You Facepalm.
To the surprise of none, the vacuum that is
Bulldogs Force is announced as the winner. The mental midget is too busy forcing crayons up his puckered back passage to understand that he has won an award, but seems happy to smash beetles with a rock in lieu of giving a speech.
Our next awards are:
Most Improved Poster - 2014
Cliffhanger
BunniesMan
Dragon2010
SGLC
sensesmaybenumbed
umina panther
The Dutchy Award for Extreme Narcissism - 2014
Timmah
Frederick
Hoggmaster
Dragon2010
Dutchy
AlwaysGreen
Bulldogs Force
BunniesMan
Quite the field for this second award. Who do you think will take it out?
