2014 FFB Awards Night

[Drew-Sta]

Thanks Drew for the nomination...

;-)

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Misanthrope]

I'm busy trolling bigots!

 

[Hoggmaster]

God bless that wheel at Brewsell's.

Also how come I was nominated for biggest ego? I've had dinner with myself several times and i've always found myself to be fantastic company.

 

[Dutchy]

It is now Open till 8pm 10rmb Asahi.

 

[sensesmaybenumbed]

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thhhhhhhisssssssssssssssss.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

I concur

 

[Misanthrope]

We're into the home stretch after five solid days of partying. The tenacious few still in attendance cluster close to the stage waiting to hear who has won the more prestigious People's Choice and Mod's Choice awards, but are prick teased by Rhino NQ skipping out onto the stage to announce the winner of Most Underrated Firker.

"In what has been a night that will go down as muzby night, it's no surprise that muzby has one Most Underrated Firker!"



muzby, who is so far into his cups that he is more liquid than solid, declines to accept

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We now bring out Twizzle, admin and occasional cross-dresser, to announce the winner of this year's Mod's Choice award.

"It was a tight race this year," Twizzle confesses, "Much tighter than the thong I'm wearing right now, I'll have you know".

To emphasize his point he has a deep mine into his rear passage, fishing out the offending material and flossing his sideways smile at the same time.

"In the end, we've decided to give the award to Scott Gourley's Love Child".



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"The final award for the evening," drones Springs, "Is the prestigious People's Choice Award for most popular and likable poster".

Heads start to rock forward as the sandman tiptoes through the crowd.

"While I am genuinely surprised that Paul 'The Most Interesting Man in the Cosmos' Jobber did not receive a nomination, I am contractually obligated to present the award to Drew-Sta".



Drew begins his speech by thanking God, but is soon cut off as Screaming Jets begins to play and the cleaning crew start to usher everybody out.

"Thank you for coming tonight," Willow says cheerfully, "The hounds will now be released".

 

[Dragon2010]

Well, I won no awards. But I had hot sorority girls, that's better than some crummy award ceremony.

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

Haven't been around lately, did I miss anything?

Did I win an award? Was I even nominated for anything this year?

 

[Misanthrope]

Well, I won no awards. But I had hot sorority girls, that's better than some crummy award ceremony.

Keep telling yourself that. I know you're crying yourself to sleep at night cushioned on their firm, perfect tits.

 

[Misanthrope]

Haven't been around lately, did I miss anything?

Did I win an award? Was I even nominated for anything this year?

I believe you were nominated in at least one category. Possibly two.

 

[Drew-Sta]

Thanks for the award, peeps

 

[Different kind of Rabbit]

I believe you were nominated in at least one category. Possibly two.

Well, a nomination is good enough for me.

 

[Scott Gourley's Lovechild]

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We now bring out Twizzle, admin and occasional cross-dresser, to announce the winner of this year's Mod's Choice award.

"It was a tight race this year," Twizzle confesses, "Much tighter than the thong I'm wearing right now, I'll have you know".

To emphasize his point he has a deep mine into his rear passage, fishing out the offending material and flossing his sideways smile at the same time.

"In the end, we've decided to give the award to Scott Gourley's Love Child".



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[muzby]

wee! Three golden hippos

thanks peeps

 

[Dragon2010]

Keep telling yourself that. I know you're crying yourself to sleep at night cushioned on their firm, perfect tits.

Maybe, but at least it beats crying myself to sleep on a pillow. Once my care package arrives I'll have TimTams and Milo to drown my sorrows in.

 

[adamkungl]

Too easy.

 

[Eelementary]

Well, I won no awards. But I had hot sorority girls, that's better than some crummy award ceremony.

Spoken like someone who has never held the award for Dutchy's Favourite Poster (which incidentally is akin to being named the Hand Of The King, but not when JoffRey is ruling because f**k that guy).

 

[Dragon2010]

Spoken like someone who has never held the award for Dutchy's Favourite Poster (which incidentally is akin to being named the Hand Of The King, but not when JoffRey is ruling because f**k that guy).

I'll stick to my sorority girls still. Unless that award attracts the ladies?