2017 NYC Grand Final: Parra Eels V. Manly

[84 Baby]

How do people miss this?

The fans are as big a part of the problem as anything else. f**ken idiots like Ram and Jake are able to vote ffs....Two years and no premiership? VOTE THE MERKINS OUT! Then you've got the factions talking utter shit and polluting the gene pool in the front office, people sacking coaches because they don't want to get voted out....

The dysfunction extends to the fans as much as the blokes running the joint.

That's a f**ken excuse if I've ever heard one

 

[Bazal]

That's a f**ken excuse if I've ever heard one

No it's not, it's a f**ken rant and you f**ken know it!

 

[84 Baby]

How exactly do you improve then?

By not having f**ken excuses!

 

[Bazal]

By not having f**ken excuses!

Exactly f**ken right!

You just f**ken win! If ya f**ken lose, ya just gotta f**ken win next time! No excuses! No f**ken video sessions! No analysing f**ken losses! Those are f**ken excuses! JUST F**KEN WIN NEXT TIME F**KEN!

 

[84 Baby]

No it's not, it's a f**ken rant and you f**ken know it!

Good, cause we can't have f**ken excuses!

 

[84 Baby]

Exactly f**ken right!

You just f**ken win! If ya f**ken lose, ya just gotta f**ken win next time! No excuses! No f**ken video sessions! No analysing f**ken losses! Those are f**ken excuses! JUST F**KEN WIN NEXT TIME F**KEN!

It's alright to f**ken lose as long as they're aren't any f**ken excuses and if that's the case you should of f**ken won!

 

[Jake the snake]

How do people miss this?

The fans are as big a part of the problem as anything else. f**ken idiots like Ram and Jake are able to vote ffs....Two years and no premiership? VOTE THE MERKINS OUT! Then you've got the factions talking utter shit and polluting the gene pool in the front office, people sacking coaches because they don't want to get voted out....

The dysfunction extends to the fans as much as the blokes running the joint.

Hey cock snot, you're sounding very angry. you sure you don't have penile DYSFUNCTION?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

Instead of video sessions they should be running f**ken sandhills. They should do that instead of recovery sessions at the f**ken pool too.

 

[Bazal]

Hey c**k snot, you're sounding very angry. you sure you don't have penile DYSFUNCTION?

I feel like some of this has gone rather a long way over your head....lol

 

[Bazal]

Instead of video sessions they should be running f**ken sandhills. They should do that instead of recovery sessions at the f**ken pool too.

And their f**ken tackling bags should filled with barbed f**ken wire and f**ken anchor chains. And instead of going to the f**ken gym like a f**ken metrosexual they should be out at the f**ken pub sinking f**ken Tooheys and fighting f**ken Islanders.

No f**ken excuses!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Exactly f**ken right!

You just f**ken win! If ya f**ken lose, ya just gotta f**ken win next time! No excuses! No f**ken video sessions! No analysing f**ken losses! Those are f**ken excuses! JUST F**KEN WIN NEXT TIME F**KEN!

I can actually picture TheRam saying that.

 

[84 Baby]

Hey c**k snot, you're sounding very angry. you sure you don't have penile DYSFUNCTION?

I doubt he would because that'd just be a f**ken excuse!

 

[Bazal]

I doubt he would because that'd just be a f**ken excuse!

Too f**ken right! No f**ken excuses! Especially no f**ken f**ken excuses!

 

[Gary Gutful]

I doubt he would because that'd just be a f**ken excuse!

That's right. Just stick a metal rod down the eye of your c**k and get on with it.

No f**ken excuses.

 

[hineyrulz]

STOP EXCUSING THE f**kING EXCUSERS YOU f**kING PACK OF DEADSHIT EXCUSE LOVING LOSERS!!!!

 

[Bazal]

STOP EXCUSING THE f**kING EXCUSERS YOU f**kING PACK OF DEADSHIT EXCUSE LOVING LOSERS!!!!

Loosers*

No f**ken excuses for that mate.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

If that softcock Fensom was a Storm player he would've f**king put in yesterday and we might have had a contest.

 

[Bazal]

If that softcock Fensom was a Storm player he would've f**king put in yesterday and we might have had a contest.

f**ken oath! Broken leg's not a f**ken excuse

 

[hineyrulz]

Loosers*

No f**ken excuses for that mate.

FFS1! I'M A f**kING LOOOOOOOSER NO f**kING EXCUSES!!

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

f**ken oath! Broken leg's not a f**ken excuse

And it doesn't stop at Fensom. The whole f**king team applauded when he allowed himself to be taken from the field in the medi cab. Sack the lot of 'em!!