2019/20 Eels offseason discussion

[Gary Gutful]

Who will Cronk be coaching???

Cronk will be coaching Fannagan and Keary, don't forget.

Cool. Thanks mate.

 

[hineyrulz]

Apostrophe not needed blingwad.

YoUr NoT nEeDeD bLiNgWaD!!!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

YoUr NoT nEeDeD bLiNgWaD!!!!

Don't make me report you to Sharon the Chardon's's's Bartender.

P.S. You'r're shout dikshit.

 

[hineyrulz]

Don't make me report you to Sharon the Chardon's's's Bartender.

P.S. You'r're shout dikshit.

Sharon thinks you are a Blingwad!!!!

 

[Gary Gutful]

Sharon thinks you are a Blingwad!!!!

Serious? What a bitch!

 

[hineyrulz]

Serious? What a bitch!

Yeah, even though i didn't argue with her. She can be quite scary when she's upset.

 

[Joshuatheeel]

Some training reports:

https://thecumberlandthrow.com/2019...019-the-toughest-session-in-recorded-history/

https://thecumberlandthrow.com/2019...ng-december-9-2019-the-gangs-almost-all-here/

https://thecumberlandthrow.com/2019/12/05/eels-pre-season-training-december-5-2019-joey-and-matto/

 

[Barry O'Speedwagon]

Do you mean Andrew Davey (the backrower) or Rhys Davies (the halfback)?

Andrew Davey won't ever play first grade or if he does, we are at the bottom of the barrel. Nice guy and works hard, good reserve grader but wont ever make the step up.

Good call mate

 

[emjaycee]

Good call mate

I love being proven wrong, especially so when I understate something.

 

[Avenger]

I love being proven wrong, especially so when I understate something.

Me 2. Especially when I go nuclear on coaches.

A GF appearance is all that is required and I put $500 on the bar whilst you and I have a quiet cognac to start proceedings.

 

[hindy111]

Bulldogs much better than quoted. Same with Tigers. Penrith wont get anywhere close. Saints will probably improve, I reckon.

Well I bet youd like to change comments now.

 

[emjaycee]

Me 2. Especially when I go nuclear on coaches.

A GF appearance is all that is required and I put $500 on the bar whilst you and I have a quiet cognac to start proceedings.

Enjoy your cognac... make mine a Cointreau on ice.

 

[Avenger]

Enjoy your cognac... make mine a Cointreau on ice.

I must try that. Sounds a bit girly though.

 

[emjaycee]

I must try that. Sounds a bit girly though.

Sweet tasting, goes down smoothly, 40% alcohol and half a bottle does wonders.

 

[Gary Gutful]

The spread the ball thing is a massive asset but I think we need to be a little more selective next year. Play direct in the early parts of sets. Especially against the better teams that can easily slide against early ball movement.

I'd also spend a lot of time working on last play options in the opposition 20. Short kicks, bombs, set plays. We aren't good when we are in try scoring positions. I haven't checked the stats but we seem to score a lot more tries from the middle of the field. When we get close to the line we shit the bed more than the better teams do.

Some of the previous calls re: a second row replacement are spot on. Frizzell or Jackson would both add a lot given the Chairman's departure. Not sure of their availability.

They didn't listen to me.

 

[lingard]

Bulldogs much better than quoted. Same with Tigers. Penrith wont get anywhere close. Saints will probably improve, I reckon.

Bloody hell, how wrong was I?

 

[hindy111]

Sweet tasting, goes down smoothly, 40% alcohol and half a bottle does wonders.

I just cant understand how people are able to drink such large amounts.
Unsure if my kidneys are blown. But 2 beers and I am feeling it. 4 -5 and I am drunk. 6 or more and it's all over.
I've seen Mik honestly drink a carton. Unbelievable.
1/2 bottle of spirits just seems like too much alchol

 

[Gary Gutful]

I've also seen Mik drink half a litre of semen.

 

[hindy111]

I've also seen Mik drink half a litre of semen.

I mean, the whole semen thing. It just isn't funny. I find it a little sickening tbh.
Am I the only one?

You need new material.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I mean, the whole semen thing. It just isn't funny. I find it a little sickening tbh.
Am I the only one?

You need new material.

I'll come up with new material when you stop posting about Mik, you Dik.