2019 ASHES: 1st Test Australia v England, Edgbaston Aug 1-5

[Bazal]

Random Souths Guy is an international phenomenon

 

[mozza91]

Steve Smith looks like a young Billy Corgan.

 

[roofromoz]

How can Smith be the 2nd GOAT? He’s never faced the might of John Snow whilst wearing his best short pants. Helluva challenge.

Did he score a century in a session while being half cut due to the 12 beers he consumed whilst playing cards in the dressing room before tea?

 

[roofromoz]

So we're picking Bowlers based on their batting

AKA The Mennie Effect

 

[hineyrulz]

What’s wrong with this merkins stance??? The reverse Chanderpaul.

 

[Pete Cash]

The pitch doesnt look that crazy. Honestly we really needed another batsman to go with Smith.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Pattinson's neck beard / tattoo combo is pretty intimidating

 

[Dave's mate]

Insane the Haze isnt playing

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Roy looks like a real dork in his lesbian vest

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Roy out, the Bull strikes

 

[jargan83]

Lord Cummins strikes

 

[Dave's mate]

Lord Cummins strikes

Ok

 

[jargan83]

Ok

Whoops lol

That’s what I get for trying to sneak a peek in Cricinfo at dinner with the family.

 

[Dave's mate]

Whoops lol

Was hoping I'd paused the tv or something ya merkin haha

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Whoops lol

Thats ok, just remember one is a Stallion, the other is a bull.

The other bloke is a veggie burger

 

[Haffa]

Arise Sir Ben Stokes and coward punch some merkin.

 

[mave]

What's with Gems coverage?
Looks like someone is filming of a Nokia 3310 and sending the footage to Gem via fax machine.

 

[Dave's mate]

Arise Sir Ben Stokes and coward punch some merkin.

Will only take 20 or 30 punches till he lands one

 

[Dave's mate]

Lets go you old vicťarď vego plodder

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Hopefully Siddle has filled up on kale and tofu...