2019 ASHES: 1st Test Australia v England, Edgbaston Aug 1-5

[Desert Qlder]

Matt Wade is an absolute weapon,a specimen and most importantly he still has hair

So manly he has pubes up to his chest.

 

[jargan83]

Mitch Marsh in the middle of the huddle telling a joke.

“My name is Mitch Marsh and I’ve played 31 Test matches for Australia”

 

[Bazal]

You liar! You didn’t refer to him as the non ranga Woody at all

I just wanted to get you into my web.

 

[Bazal]

Geoffrey Boycott batted on all five days of a Test match, but what that graphic fails to show is that it was only one innings.

Geoffrey finished on 63*

 

[jargan83]

The Missus walked out to do a score check as that graphic was on screen, stops and says “Rory Burns looks like such a cuck” and walked back out of the room.

She didn’t even get the score.

 

[jargan83]

Pommy bandwagoners couldn’t be f**ked turning up for day 5?

 

[Bazal]

Pommy bandwagoners couldn’t be f**ked turning up for day 5?

No one to boo mate.

 

[Bazal]

BRUTE!!!

Play that you cuck

 

[jargan83]

Good nut Patty

 

[Eelectrica]

Nice! Burns' luck runs out.
Great start.

 

[Slackboy72]

Here we go...

 

[Front-Rower]

Play and miss that one Monty Burns..one down nine to go

 

[jargan83]

We get one wicket and Ian Healy is talking about us being a real chance of 4 before lunch now

 

[Eelectrica]

Wait, you mean we can't get two at a time? Thanks Heal's.

 

[Incorrect]

If you take 19 wickets you can't win a game of test cricket

Of course you can. A team can declare their first innings and still lose....

 

[jargan83]

Ffs channel 9, just as the replay was starting.

 

[TheParraboy]

We get one wicket and Ian Healy is talking about us being a real chance of 4 before lunch now

Are we still adding the Warne 2/20 thingy?

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Nice Patty,that was so delicious

 

[JamesRustle]

How long will Lady Di's 3rd son last. I give him a range of 3-17 and out before the 18th over.

 

[Eelectrica]

Go the tonk Roy. You know you want to.