2019 ASHES: 1st Test Australia v England, Edgbaston Aug 1-5

[Eelectrica]

There's two. Roy trying to send the ball to Saturn, but he missed.

 

[King hit]

Niiiceeee Gaaarrrryyyy

 

[Sphagnum]

Big show would've been proud of that

 

[simmo1]

I'm not sure how the ICC bring umpires through but they seem to suck at it.

Aleem Derp is a relic and has been in decline for at least five years now.

And there's somehow not one Indian on the elite panel in a cricket mad country of over a billion people.

The number of Indian umpires declined rapidly when the rule changed to neutral umpires only. Venkat was the last one I can think of.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I swear if I hear Lyon called Gary one more time I will punch Lenny Leonard in the back of the head.

 

[King hit]

I swear if I hear Lyon called Gary one more time I will punch Lenny Leonard in the back of the head.

I propose we call him Jamie instead

 

[Bazal]

Well that's an eventual first four balls from Denly. Two clueless prods and then two absolutely smoking sweep shots...

 

[Bazal]

I propose we call him Jamie instead

Traitor.

No way

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Keep swinging Denley... not like you’re trying to bat out a day to save a test match....

 

[AlwaysGreen]

England trying to get this total before Duckworth Lewis kicks in

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Roy is woeful,hope he plays Ashes for the next 10 years lol

 

[jargan83]

The more I see that Jason Roy dismissal on replay, the more I think I can play Test Cricket.

 

[King hit]

Lyon should try bowling towards the leg stump or come around the wicket. Finding some runs of his bowling here despite the wicket

 

[Bazal]

The more I see that Jason Roy dismissal on replay, the more I think I can play Test Cricket.

Would you believe I've never been stumped outside T20 cricket?

Based on that criteria alone I probably qualify to open for England...

 

[jargan83]

Would you believe I've never been stumped outside T20 cricket?

Based on that criteria alone I probably qualify to open for England...

I only played one T20 game, was given out as run out having never left my cease.

It broke my brain.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I'm sorry, but Paine's keeping is atrocious. Near as bad as Scissorhands'

Constant fumbles and poor positioning

 

[Incorrect]

Banana man has bowled a good spell here, been unlucky... Dare I say, some real banana skin deliveries in there that almost had the batsmen slipping up...

 

[leaguelover610]

I'm sorry, but Paine's keeping is atrocious. Near as bad as Scissorhands'

Constant fumbles and poor positioning

Just one more summer to get through. Paine only in because of the (c) next to his name. Smith to regain captaincy and Carey in

 

[Slackboy72]

Toss your coins

 

[Bazal]

Surely he knows...his indecisiveness is telling