2019 ASHES: 3rd Test Australia v England, Leeds Aug 22-26

[Meapro Ham]

I can only imagine how Lyon feels about now. That botched run out will haunt him for the rest of his life. It was world cup 99 all over again except this time we bottled the run out.

 

[TDD91]

I'm really looking forward to seeing my Aussie coworker on the staff night out tomorrow, he's been in a brilliant mood all week...

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I'm really looking forward to seeing my Aussie coworker on the staff night out tomorrow, he's been in a brilliant mood all week...

Get. Out.

 

[This Year?]

Even @Haynetrain had sneaky bed sessions and even resorted to calling bowlers names to fire them up.

How the hell did that not work? Cricket gods do you hate us so much that one little piece of sandpaper has cursed us forever? Even the f**king collars on the shirts were the same colour as it ffs, What kind of f**king psycho would design a shirt like that?!

 

[This Year?]

I'm really looking forward to seeing my Aussie coworker on the staff night out tomorrow, he's been in a brilliant mood all week...

Make him read this thread from start to finish if you truly hate him.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Even @Haynetrain had sneaky bed sessions and even resorted to calling bowlers names to fire them up.

How the hell did that not work? Cricket gods do you hate us so much that one little piece of sandpaper has cursed us forever? Even the f**king collars on the shirts were the same colour as it ffs, What kind of f**king psycho would design a shirt like that?!

LOL an absolute outrage that the plan didn't work,of course my plan didn't factor in that Nathan Lyon is bald,my bad everybody

 

[This Year?]

LOL an absolute outrage that the plan didn't work,of course my plan didn't factor in that Nathan Lyon is bald,my bad everybody

Tim Paine has to be wearing a toupee surely, I say he should be checked to see if there are any brain chickens pecking away at whatever popcorn is left inside ffs

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Tim Paine is the David Furner of Tim Paines


I hate Cricket

 

[lockyno1]

That’s why you don’t use needless reviews Paine

Hopeless captaincy

 

[WaznTheGreat]

1 Joe Burns
2 David Warner
3 Marnus Spaghetti
4 Steve Smith
5 Travis Head
6 Kurtis Patterson
7 Alex Carey
8 Mitchell Starc/Peter Siddle
9 Pat Cummins
10 Nathan Lyon/Pot plant
11 Josh Hazelwood

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Will this pain never end

 

[This Year?]

Will this paine never end

Fixed it for you.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Tim Paine averages 28 with the bat in first class and has only ever scored 1 century LOL how does such a woeful cricketer wear the baggy plod

 

[Eelectrica]

Tim Paine is the original boy who cried wolf.

One day he cried wolf for the umpteenth and out of curiosity a villager looked out the window and notced a wolf really was there this time.
He asks one of his fellow villagers what they should do about it.
His fellow villager replies 'throw meat at Tim and hope the wolf catches on. '

 

[This Year?]

Tim Paine averages 28 with the bat in first class and has only ever scored 1 century LOL how does such a woeful cricketer wear the baggy plod

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

i still cannot believe we f**king lost that.

Wow.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Tim Paine is the original boy who cried wolf.

One day he cried wolf for the umpteenth and out of curiosity a villager looked out the window and notced a wolf really was there this time.
He asks one of his fellow villagers what they should do about it.
His fellow villager replies 'throw meat at Tim and hope the wolf catches on. '

I trust wolves more than Paine as long as the wolves are not bald

 

[This Year?]

I need Isa Guha's soothing voice to tell me it will all be alright while i lay in the foetal position with her bosom against my cheek with tears making a pool in her bust.

Oh god this is so f**ked *sobs*

 

[WaznTheGreat]

i still cannot believe we f**king lost that.

Wow.

Feels like Australia hasn't won a game since Graham Yallop retired

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I trust wolves more than Paine as long as the wolves are not bald

I just spat vodka & lemonade all over my monitor