2019 ASHES: 3rd Test Australia v England, Leeds Aug 22-26

[simmo05]

Kiwi and a South African walk into a bar....

Peieterson?

 

[Meapro Ham]

All you nervous nellies who thought we were gone

 

[Hutty1986]

Rubbish from Lyon

 

[blaza88z]

Stokes is the game here for us, I could see him batting with the tail and getting them there

 

[undertaker]

Not too many cricket grounds in the world where you have a row of pitches from one square boundary to another. Just hit the ball hard along them and the ball just races to the rope.

 

[Hutty1986]

Need to just chip away around Stokes. Another quick one here and we're a chance

 

[This Year?]

Is that the slowest ever test match 50?

 

[undertaker]

Is that the slowest ever test match 50?

Surely Geoff Boycott would have to be a contender for that award.

 

[undertaker]

GORRRRRRRRRRRRRRNE! What a catch a short cover from the admiral

 

[This Year?]

Why bowl a half tracker down leg side? WTF are you trying to achieve bowling that shit?

 

[Hutty1986]

Haze!!

 

[jargan83]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZE!

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

GET THE f**k IN!

 

[undertaker]

Scissorhands has proven he CAN catch without gloves.

 

[jargan83]

I think I startled my neighbours

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

SEND THAT VICIOUS KIWI THUG BACK AND FINISH THIS f**kING THING

 

[simmo05]

Chappel looks like shit! Retire merkin, please!

 

[undertaker]

Time to get Judas.......sorry, I meant Jofra out

 

[simmo05]

Hope they bounce the merkin out of archer

 

[This Year?]

Now we get fielders close to the bat.