2019 ASHES: 3rd Test Australia v England, Leeds Aug 22-26

[WaznTheGreat]

Get a wicket Patto you f**king donkey bruh

 

[jargan83]

Archer looks like such a wanker with his gold chains when batting.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Jofra to retire hurt because someone's come along with something better than this and a sack full of money *cough* *cough* sorry, I mean to follow his dream.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Someone take a freakin hat trick so we can go to bed without stress ffs,i haven't slept in 8 years

 

[Hutty1986]

A few more of those and we'll start to get very nervous

 

[jargan83]

Someone tell Ben Stokes he’s been offered a contract by the All Blacks. He’ll leave the country immediately.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Someone tell Ben Stokes he’s been offered a contract by the All Blacks. He’ll leave the country immediately.

Should also tell him there's some unsuspecting nightclub patrons just outside the ground

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Someone burn off Pattos sleeve tats so he can take a wicket

 

[Meapro Ham]

Pattinson just needs to try bowling at the stumps. He has done everything but that today

 

[jargan83]

Should also tell him there's some unsuspecting nightclub patrons just outside the ground

They don’t even need to be at the ground, they could be running away and he’ll chase them to deliver a coward punch.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Someone burn off Pattos sleeve tats so he can take a wicket

He must have a Southern Cross tat hidden somewhere to explain why he's so shit

 

[Hutty1986]

Surely the better tactic is getting it on the stumps to Archer and trying to get him to nick one

 

[jargan83]

Surely the better tactic is getting it on the stumps to Archer and trying to get him to nick one

Nah bro, let’s bowl bouncers that won’t hit him if he was 19ft tall.

 

[Hutty1986]

FFS Lyon. He's giving them every chance here

 

[Meapro Ham]

Meh. Keep going the slog Archer. Matter of time til it comes unstuck

 

[King hit]

Heroes of the English summer

None of them are english

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Piss of Lyon mate

 

[King hit]

Meh. Keep going the slog Archer. Matter of time til it comes unstuck

Nice work mate

 

[undertaker]

ARCHER GORRRNE!

Plan paid off making Archer go for the big leg-side shots.

 

[jargan83]

Bye bye mon, enjoy da douchie in da change rooms mon.