2019 ASHES: 4th Test Australia v England, Old Trafford Sept 4-9

[Hutty1986]

Our blokes struggle: get ducks.
Poms struggle: still make 40s and 50s

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Australia gone unless Tommy comes back,someone send that man an Uber and get him back here

 

[Hutty1986]

See ya hero

 

[Eelectrica]

Patty too good even without Tommy.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

YES!

 

[jargan83]

I guess he walked, buuuut f**k that guy.

 

[Eelectrica]

Stokes denying Paine his first DRS.

 

[VictoryFC]

Feeling better Hutty? 150 all out looking good here

 

[AlwaysGreen]

What a stallion, Smith and this succulent beast are the only 2 Aussies worth a tuppany f**k

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Sheets on my bed are starting to dry a bit

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Umpiring so bad players just taking it upon themselves... haha

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Wife putting the baby to bed... finally getting to watch some cricket!! Glad I wasn’t here for the first hour of power.. the wrist slitting sounded like it was coming out early...

 

[Hutty1986]

Warner could do with some of Denly's endless reserves of luck

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I reckon Tim Paine is partially deaf and blind. He has to be, there's no other explanation for his reactions and how badly he uses DRS

 

[Tommy Smith]

You don't need me when you have Smudger and CumminsideAlwaysGreen in the mounting yard.

Is it any coincidence that Australia's two best players have the most abundant and luscious mops of hair?

No wonder Jason Roy is a bald merkin like me.

 

[Hutty1986]

Pitch getting more up and down than @Tommy Smith's wrist after a Cordner hit up

 

[The Vaulting Violinist]

Times and Margins like Chautauqua at the 50m mark in the TJ Smith

 

[The Vaulting Violinist]

Most overrated bowling attack of all time, cummins haze starc lyon STINK and won't take another wicket all day.

Drugs r bad mkay

 

[jargan83]

The GOAT is bowling like a donkey

 

[Hutty1986]

Lyon really needs to stand up and take a few wickets this afternoon. He has been a passenger since the first test and badly needs a confidence boost