2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[Hutty1986]

Any rain predicted this test? Think we're going to need it.

 

[Incorrect]

Any rain predicted this test? Think we're going to need it.

Forecast is for clear and sunny conditions across all 5 days with occasional derp storm from Marsh and Siddle...

 

[Timbo]

I’m sad watching this.

 

[Slackboy72]

Australia will be fighting for the draw in this test.
Paine just can't help but suck.

 

[no name]

FFS, it’s contagious.

Even the great one has caught it. Or not caught it.

 

[Tommy Smith]

Wtf is going on?

You better go on with this now, Ellen, and make another 50.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

WHY HAS THE THIRD SLIP ALREADY GONE OUT?!

f**k me this absolute dunce of a captain

 

[Slackboy72]

Catches win matches.

 

[Timbo]

f**k you Australia, f**k you.

 

[Hutty1986]

Just get on the plane boys. They've checked out.

 

[Timbo]

I’m starting to think that the Australian team going on a bender two nights ago after Old Trafford was a bit of a f**king dumb idea.

 

[Eelectrica]

I guess the real reason for bowling is they're still hung over.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Melbourne is the sporting capital of the world now? How desperate are those merkins.

 

[Hutty1986]

Wouldn't derpy Davey love some of the insane luck cucky Joe has had this knock...unreal

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Someone take a wicket. Couldn't hurt.

 

[Bgoodorgoodatit]

Well this ain’t worth losing sleep over... here’s hoping I wake up tomorrow to some good news...

Maybe something like Siddle tripped over into marsh whilst dropping his 3rd catch and they have both been ruled out with the concussion protocol..haha

 

[8Ball]

Smith will probably bail us out with a double ton

 

[Tommy Smith]

I’m starting to think that the Australian team going on a bender two nights ago after Old Trafford was a bit of a f**king dumb idea.

Dumb and... bizarre.

Surely the number one goal is to WIN the Ashes in England, not merely retain the Ashes.

And yet they celebrated like they'd won the series.

A 2-2 draw after dominating the series would be hugely deflating for Australia.

And then England can say that they're undefeated on home soil for 18 years and counting...

 

[Hutty1986]

The other gimp's luck runs out

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

Well there you go. Doesn't seem so hard. They should do more of that.