2019 ASHES: 5th Test Australia v England, The Oval Sept 12-16

[TheFrog]

Retaining the Ashes with this batting line up and coach has been the heist of the century.

A drawn series for these scroungers is totally fitting, no way should they be walking away with a series win.

It's not like the opposition have been any better.

 

[Pete Cash]

lmao i just saw the harris drop. the kid is f**ked

 

[Eelectrica]

Enter the Siddle. Wickets coming up.

 

[yobbo84]

Reminder - we won the toss and bowled. Dumb as a bag of hammers.

 

[Eelectrica]

Warney, Head isn't playing. Super coach dropped him so he could keep Warner and Harris.

 

[some11]

The way they celebrated retaining the ashes as if the series was won and done is indicative of what Langer stands for as a coach.

 

[Eelectrica]

Can Siddle retire now. I think theirs about to be a banana shortage and Siddle is the man to solve it. He could run a banana plantation.

Done nothing this game. Cummins and Haze just getting worn down.

 

[roofromoz]

Nut shot montage

 

[Hutty1986]

Lol these blokes have just given up.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

If we can just get one or two quick wickets, then six or so more, we might almost be a chance.

 

[herbert henry1908]

 

[JW]

Can't we just BS our way through this ban rubbish and get Smithy to whisper all the answers in Paine's ear.

 

[Hutty1986]

I forgot this shit was on tbh. Was too busy enjoying living vicariously through the raiders. Poms already have too many-huge defeat coming up.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Nothing is going to take away my hard on tonight, not even these plodders.

 

[TIGER14]

Not too worried about the result here. Winning the game and beating the Poms on their turf is ideal. But knowing that they have to suffer with a Smith-Siddle partnership in the first innings of the first match being the difference between losing the Ashes and winning them back is very satisfying.

PS: England, get some cricket grounds with regularly shared boundaries.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Lol f**k the cricket brah RAIDERS!!!!

 

[Hutty1986]

Lyon's epic disappearing act will be crowned with another Stokes and co bloodbath tonight.

 

[no name]

Gee we suck at reviews.

 

[I'm a loser baby...]

FFS!!

 

[yobbo84]

Can the umpires start doing their job and stop leaving it up to the players to do their job for them?

No way that gets given not out if Broad was bowling.