2019 Rd2: Parramatta v Bulldogs LIVE GAME DAY thread March 24th

[Bazal]

Semi was far more error prone.

He was the most error prone player in the nrl before he f**ked off to mince town.

Check the stats. Your comparison is plop.

No, you don't get what I'm saying, thus you are plop

Fergo might not make as many errors as Semi (and I would argue that, on average over their careers, it would be closer than you reckon) but he has the ability to make bald-faced ridiculous mistakes, like SKD. Just not as prolifically as SKD.

 

[Gary Gutful]

No, you don't get what I'm saying, thus you are plop

Fergo might not make as many errors as Semi (and I would argue that, on average over their careers, it would be closer than you reckon) but he has the ability to make bald-faced ridiculous mistakes, like SKD. Just not as prolifically as SKD.

I get exactly what you are saying.

But you are talking out of your coight, knob-gobblin.

 

[Avenger]

Semi is the best ball runner in Union/League combined.

 

[Bazal]

I get exactly what you are saying.

But you are talking out of your coight, knob-gobblin.

It's ok, I understand that this is the first time you've ever watched him play.

Ploppy Plopful

 

[IFR33K]

I reckon I would have kicked at least 4 of them barefooted and wearing skinny jeans.

Sometimes parra fans just can’t be pleased...

 

[Gary Gutful]

It's ok, I understand that this is the first time you've ever watched him play.

Ploppy Plopful

I didn’t even watch him today. I just read what some hobo said on the Internet.

 

[IFR33K]

f**k i hope so!

Starting 2-0 is a dream and i just can't believe we will continue, we just don't usually do this. We can't have nice things!

The huge thing for us, is we’ve won two away games. Yeah we were probably favourites today, but last week we were outsiders. Another scalp next week will be absolutely huge for morale and confidence after the year from hell.

 

[Gary Gutful]

I reckon I would have kicked at least 4 of them barefooted and wearing skinny jeans.

I have seen your thunder thighs.

No chance.

 

[IFR33K]

Blake Ferguson is off the charts. I used to hate him but watching him today, I couldn’t help but have a Kit Kat in the pants. All of the ability of Semi but a proper footballer first and foremost.

Keep trying to bomb to him you deadshits. It won’t work!!!

The chunky variety?

 

[IFR33K]

Semi was far more error prone.

He was the most error prone player in the nrl before he f**ked off to mince town.

Check the stats. Your comparison is plop.

Semi was a special for a knock on off the 20 metre tap restart. ‍

 

[Gary Gutful]

The chunky variety?

Yes.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Not sure what you are on about. I don’t drink.

Well what's your excuse for your total lack of comprehension tonight?

 

[Gary Gutful]

Well what's your excuse for your total lack of comprehension tonight?

Semen.

Yours?

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

Semen.

Yours?

Semen and alcohol.

 

[Poupou Escobar]

They were saying on Fox, that this is the 4th time in our history we have won our first two games of the year. That sounds weird, not even sure I believe it

Fourth time since the NRL began in 1998:

1998
1999
2017
2019

The previous three times we finished the year in the top four. We also lost four finals matches in those three years despite leading at half time in each.

 

[Dibs]

Blake Ferguson is off the charts. I used to hate him but watching him today, I couldn’t help but have a Kit Kat in the pants. All of the ability of Semi but a proper footballer first and foremost.

Keep trying to bomb to him you deadshits. It won’t work!!!

You had a break in your pants? Can they put a cast on that or do they just splint it?

 

[Gronk]

I was just telling my kids they will have never seen anything like it and they should start getting excited. I don't think they believed me.

I said to my 10yo son in 2009 that he should enjoy this GF cos it might be a while until he gets to go another. I don’t think he believed me.

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

I said to my 10yo son in 2009 that he should enjoy this GF cos it might be a while until he gets to go another. I don’t think he believed me.

Well how many girlfriends has he had since?

 

[Poupou Escobar]

He shouldn’t be thinking about girlfriends. He’s ten years old ffs!

 

[JohnStoppafarty]

He shouldn’t be thinking about girlfriends. He’s ten years old ffs!

He's 20 FFS. What's your excuse for a total lack of comprehension tonight? Ahh f**k it. I don't want to know.