Dufty and his A defence, I might get a tattoo on my ankle of that one. He’s going to leak points like a sieve at the dogs.
My top 5 reasons for Hook arousal
1. Unlike Marys symphony of promises, when he was appointed Hook said “ I will do my best, no promises.” That’s just honesty. I didn’t know we had any left in our beloved cesspit of a sport.
2. Up until Bbq gate, he got a much better performance from underachieving players compared to McVirus. He effectively halted the leakage of respect and honour. He did so promptly and without the whining and excuses everyone was used to. Just about every player improved except the usual suspects.
3. He turned things around with some highly controversial signings. Everyone thought he’d lost it. He’s the opposite of Barrett as the dogs desperately try to buy a premiership. He fine tunes. He brought in weirdos like Matty Elliot to assist. That’s mind blowing.
4. He got rid of the yoga instructors and those corporate nuffies Mary hired.Footprint nonsense. He took the boys to the pub instead and people bonded properly with a chat and a beer.
5. Hes a brilliant league mind. Quiet and reflective. Not prone to Morris dancing like Mary or turning press conferences into bad comedy.
If you can hold on a bit longer, you could scrape into the finals this year. You were supposed to be the hope of the condemned and factory clubs last year, only to fall short! Bloody bbq gate.
For all of those reasons, when Madge is boned in round 9 ( although he’s changing a lot now), Hook should be the next coaching lamb to the slaughter at West Tigers.