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2023 R2 - Melbourne 12-26 Canterbury @ AAMI

Round 2: Melbourne v Canterbury

  • Melbourne Storm

    Votes: 8 80.0%
  • Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs

    Votes: 2 20.0%
  • Draw after Golden Point

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    10
  • Poll closed .

The Man Shake

Juniors
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2,220
Tomorrow on Fox we’ve got a bonafide world title fight between Tszyu and Harrison.

But that’s not all…we have a feast for your eyes on the undercard.

The Nukedarse Knights, a team that boasts a 4 time premiership winning coach and a captain who lines em up in bathrooms all across Australia. The Wurst Tigers, the reigning wooden spooners running under the guidance of the Sheenius, a man with the vision to play a premiership winning hooker off the bench in their round one loss.

The St George Burgess Lip Service to Illawarra Dragons. A team that gave nothing away in round 1, with depth so impressive they can’t even fit Sharon Woods in their top 17, grand final-dropping prodigy Bern Hurrnt, and Hack Lolmax a man who is utterly focussed on the fans in the stands when he goes down the edge in attack. The Cold Toast Titties, a team that has managed to survive in the barren wastelands where so many sporting teams before them have gone to die. A backs to the wall win over the Bratwursts last week they are utterly focussed on getting enough exposure so Cold Toast residents are actually aware they have an NRL team.

It’s going to be a humdinger. Only on Fox Sports.
 

Loose Cannon

Bench
Messages
3,384
Tomorrow on Fox we’ve got a bonafide world title fight between Tszyu and Harrison.

But that’s not all…we have a feast for your eyes on the undercard.

The Nukedarse Knights, a team that boasts a 4 time premiership winning coach and a captain who lines em up in bathrooms all across Australia. The Wurst Tigers, the reigning wooden spooners running under the guidance of the Sheenius, a man with the vision to play a premiership winning hooker off the bench in their round one loss.

The St George Burgess Lip Service to Illawarra Dragons. A team that gave nothing away in round 1, with depth so impressive they can’t even fit Sharon Woods in their top 17, grand final-dropping prodigy Bern Hurrnt, and Hack Lolmax a man who is utterly focussed on the fans in the stands when he goes down the edge in attack. The Cold Toast Titties, a team that has managed to survive in the barren wastelands where so many sporting teams before them have gone to die. A backs to the wall win over the Bratwursts last week they are utterly focussed on getting enough exposure so Cold Toast residents are actually aware they have an NRL team.

It’s going to be a humdinger. Only on Fox Sports.
More entertaining than the scheduled Rugba Leeg games.
 
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