2nd Ashes Test: Australia v England D/N @ Adelaide 16-20, 2021

[hineyrulz]

Davwid with a lazy waft early and gets away with it.

 

[hineyrulz]

Ellen looking good this morning.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Starc starting with rubbish

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Starc getting pummelled by a bloke who can’t spell David

 

[hineyrulz]

This might be crazy enough to Potato but I think it’s BOAT time.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

This might be crazy enough to Potato but I think it’s BOAT time.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Time for

 

[hineyrulz]

Cum on Tugga!!!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Weird slip placement

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Ellen and Dagwood looking ok

 

[hineyrulz]

Simon Taufel is giving me Flanno vibes.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Someone rip Warnes tongue out please

 

[Hutty1986]

Oh dear. It was looking like carnage last night before a storm potentially saved their series

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Wouldn't mind if that hit Marnus in the nuts, a good cricketer but we probably don't need him to breed.

 

[Hutty1986]

Wouldn't mind if that hit Marnus in the nuts, a good cricketer but we probably don't need him to breed.

Also best if you don't feed him after midnight

 

[hineyrulz]

I forgot Lyon was bald and shit.

 

[hineyrulz]

Dawvid is a Tinny merkin.

 

[BunniesMan]

Lyon is still a nuffy and absolutely no threat to any batsmen having a decent go. He only troubles those frozen on the crease not moving their feet. Get to the pitch of the ball or get back and he is toothless.

And on Neser, his stats are even better than I thought. Averaging 24 and 24 across 70+ first class matches. That's a world class bowling all rounder. He should have been picked a long time ago. At full strength I'd play him over Starc.

 

[BunniesMan]

I can't believe that ugly side on knee slide hasn't been eliminated out of the game. They have a million specialists in the team entourage, staff members doing everything, and nobody has said that is a stupidly high risk gamble that can blow your knee out? When 99.999% of the time it won't be the difference in saving an extra run. You're saving yourself a fraction of a second? That means nothing almost all of the time, and yet every time you do it you risk doing your knee and ruining your career like Simon Jones in 2002

 

[Hutty1986]

These 2 looking very settled now. Not great signs with a debutant, a bloke who hasnt played a test in 3 years, and 2 absolute duds in shitty Starc and the bald cuck pig