2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[AlwaysGreen]

Bazbald and Saint Baz reminds me of this guy:


Winning doesn't matter, batting failures don't matter - If it feels good, do it.

 

[Twizzle]

Here is another article with more of the same from Robinson and Stokes

‘Be careful’: England firebrand lifts lid on Khawaja’s warning after heated Ashes clash

‘Be careful’: England firebrand lifts lid on Khawaja’s warning after heated Ashes clash

www.foxsports.com.au

Truly delusional.

We aren't results driven but we are absolutely devastated... lol

I think its funny that they refer to Ollie as a fast bowler

 

[simmo1]

Bazball is about going as hard as possible to try and get a victory. Except when they lose, then its about being a great advert for the game.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Why are we calling Knobinson a villian when he's actually a merkin?

 

[Sans Souci Saint]

Dementia has got hold of Jimmy.

Bazbald isn't about the bowlers its about batting. And not just any batting, entertaining batting. High octane entertaining English batting to be exact.

England Bowling and fielding is just like intermission at the movies before the entertainment starts again!!

This ain’t your grand-daddy’s Bazball.

 

[Fangs]

Pray for another flat deck tbh. They might just be crazy enough to do it.

Even if we lose the test England's bowlers will break their backs. Without Broad and Anderson their attack isn't nearly as dangerous. And we have better depth in that department IMO.

 

[Bazal]

Why are we calling Knobinson a villian when he's actually a merkin?

The dopey pie slinger isn't interesting enough to be a villain.

He's a vanilla

 

[mozza91]

Ollie is delusional as he is fat. Fancy a Z Grade plodder like him talking a big game? You bowl 125k filth. merkin should be playing club cricket.

 

[King-Gutho94]

Pray for another flat deck tbh. They might just be crazy enough to do it.

Even if we lose the test England's bowlers will break their backs. Without Broad and Anderson their attack isn't nearly as dangerous. And we have better depth in that department IMO.

Flat decks bring flat track warner into the game as well.

 

[some11]

The pile-on is great theatre. And the merkin brought it on himself lol

 

[King-Gutho94]

Dementia has got hold of Jimmy.

Bazbald isn't about the bowlers its about batting. And not just any batting, entertaining batting. High octane entertaining English batting to be exact.

England Bowling and fielding is just like intermission at the movies before the entertainment starts again!!

Ever since England got rid of Jimmy in the white ball teams they have gone to the next level and won 2 World Cups.

Maybe he should f... off while his arm isnt broken.

 

[Fangs]

Perhaps Ollie should bowl some offies in the next test? Especially with Moeen's sore finger.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Not cricket related but I had to post it somewhere:

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/cure-for-baldness-might-be-hiding-in-your-hairy-moles-new-study-finds/news-story/cdc6bd04fd1819934963cb759148f72b

 

[JamesRustle]

With Lords being the size of a postage stamp, I'm expecting the pommy batsmen to be dealing in 6s only. They fail if they take an easy single.

Actually, if they serve up another docile pitch, I expect us to turn the tables and abandon the defensive field and go for the jugular... they won't be expecting that and McCullum might not fall asleep on his couch as the Poms choke again.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

lmao England tryna cure bazbald before the 2nd test begins

 

[King-Gutho94]

Not cricket related but I had to post it somewhere:

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/cure-for-baldness-might-be-hiding-in-your-hairy-moles-new-study-finds/news-story/cdc6bd04fd1819934963cb759148f72b

Must have been where punter found his cure.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

‘If all the pitches are like that I’m done’: Anderson hints at retirement

England’s most successful bowler, Jimmy Anderson, suggests flat pitches like the one served up for the first Test in Edgbaston may drive him out of the game.

www.smh.com.au

Don’t blame him really.

But uh oh, turmoil in the ranks.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Another Pasty Pale Pommie Plodder:

Crawley's bold Lord's prediction: 'We'll win by, I don't know, 150 runs?'

Crawley's bold Lord's prediction: 'We'll win by, I don't know, 150 runs?'

The opener says that the Lord's pitch will suit England more than the slow, dry surface they encountered at Edgbaston

www.espncricinfo.com

Baz brainwashing continues, he's got these dopes hook line and sinker.

 

[Hutty1986]