2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[This Year?]

Couldn't spray during the lunch break?

 

[hineyrulz]

Sorry to be a downer.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australian-cricket-legend-allan-border-has-parkinsons-disease/news-story/0aa6bbc66eaa2d976adfe5b0d7c6c989

I saw him being interviewed recently and thought he looked poorly. very sad news. He was my first cricket hero. Probably played against the best attacks the longest. He didn't get too many free lunches.

 

[Fangs]

Sad news about Allan Border.

 

[JamesRustle]

I can't think of a keeper who tipped/tips the scales within 10kg of Bairstow.

Massive unit played for Kenya bit I think he was a slipper.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I saw him being interviewed recently and thought he looked poorly. very sad news. He was my first cricket hero. Probably played against the best attacks the longest. He didn't get too many free lunches.

AB is still one of my faves.

 

[JamesRustle]

Are the poms having a who can grow the shitiest facial hair competition this series... tongue's effort is dogshite.

 

[Nutz]

Sorry to be a downer.

https://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/australian-cricket-legend-allan-border-has-parkinsons-disease/news-story/0aa6bbc66eaa2d976adfe5b0d7c6c989

Oh dear, so sad. Legend.

 

[Marshall_magic]

I can't think of a keeper who tipped/tips the scales within 10kg of Bairstow.

Massive unit played for Kenya bit I think he was a slipper.

Dan Smith (NSW keeper) would go close although he’s probably too heavy.

 

[JamesRustle]

Dan Smith (NSW keeper) would go close although he’s probably too heavy.

Too heavy for Tests.

Actually Adam Perore (sp?) loved his food.

 

[hineyrulz]

lol reflexes of a pensioner.

 

[JamesRustle]

Anderson needs glasses.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

I can't think of a keeper who tipped/tips the scales within 10kg of Bairstow.

Massive unit played for Kenya bit I think he was a slipper.

Slip fielder you’re thinking of is Dwayne Levercock from Bermuda?

 

[JamesRustle]

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Ok, Bairstow's got a bit to do then.

 

[JamesRustle]

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Slip fielder you’re thinking of is Dwayne Levercock from Bermuda?
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That's the one. No idea why I thought he was from Kenya... mistaken thinking on the blue uniform. Bermuda!!

 

[Mr. Shaman]

There’s quite a lot of articles when you google cricket fatties

 

[Eelectrica]

Tongue is about the only bowler we fear at the moment. Anderson I suppose keeps it tight, but not that threatening any more.
Even Davey has been played into a bit of form.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

The hobbit can’t throw over arm with his shoulder. Run at him all day.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Tongue is about the only bowler we fear at the moment. Anderson I suppose keeps it tight, but not that threatening any more.
Even Davey has been played into a bit of form.

Keep it tight all they want. Spazball means we can go as slow as we need to.

 

[JamesRustle]

That's the one. No idea why I thought he was from Kenya... mistaken thinking on the blue uniform. Bermuda!!

I've mistaken him for Kennedy Otieno, the Kenyan keeper who got a broken elbow from Brett Lee. Anyway, more scotch.

 

[Marshall_magic]

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Slip fielder you’re thinking of is Dwayne Levercock from Bermuda?
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The only thing better than that catch was Bumble’s call “the fridge has opened”