2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[JamesRustle]

Too heavy for Tests.

Actually Adam Perore (sp?) loved his food.

When some fat kiwi prick
Snicks a four through the slips
That's Parore, that's Parore!

 

[Fangs]

Bazball is fun but what about fielding? England are trash in that department.

Surely high octane fielding has to be part of bazball. They should be throwing down the non striker stumps like Michael Clarke used to.

Need to sack the oldies after this series.

 

[Eelectrica]

Keep it tight all they want. Spazball means we can go as slow as we need to.

Exactly. Mean while their bowlers are being ground into dust

 

[hineyrulz]

Ollie Poop in pain.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Ollie Poop in pain.

But he’ll be just fine to bat no doubt.

Cheats

 

[hineyrulz]

But he’ll be just fine to bat no doubt.

Cheats

Broad having a rest as well, Poms have been pulling this BS for years.

 

[hineyrulz]

Warner has struggled but this has been important partnership with Oozie.

 

[Bazal]

The good thing about SpazBall is InGeRlAnD dOnT PlAy FoR dRaWs so we can bat smarter and longer knowing they'll have a thrash at whatever we set, whenever we're done.

The bad thing is that tactic relies on our batsmen being smart

 

[Mr. Shaman]

140 runs ahead but it feels like England is winning

 

[JamesRustle]

140 runs ahead but it feels like England is winning

We should declare soon.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

First innings run rates. Aus 4.13 Eng 4.25

Baaazzthhbaalll

 

[Eelectrica]

153 ahead after 23 overs. Bash boost is ours. Surely.

 

[Fangs]

Feeling a bit easy at the moment.

England have the energy of a flat coke.

 

[hineyrulz]

First innings run rates. Aus 4.13 Eng 4.25

Baaazzthhbaalll

It's all about run rates and not runs scored.


It's all about the entertainment.

 

[hineyrulz]

This fat prick has fired another.

 

[yobbo84]

Poor review that

 

[yobbo84]

Tongue is good

So I hear

 

[Fangs]

Feeling a bit easy at the moment.

England have the energy of flat coke

I'll see myself out.

Bit of tongue action was all England needed.

 

[hineyrulz]

Feeling a bit easy at the moment.

England have the energy of a flat coke.

FFS!! Good one PB.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Decent knock Davey. Definitely justifying his place in the side