2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[jargan83]

Andrew Strauss saying Australia aren't going anywhere yet we've scored 83 runs in this session.

 

[some11]

I'd like another 100 please.

New ball due in 10 overs. Not sure who will bowl it with the 2 old molls bowing now and Tongue has just bowled 87 overs straight.

Tongue is still running on ashes debut energy.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Bazball sucks aye

 

[some11]

Andrew Strauss saying Australia aren't going anywhere yet we've scored 83 runs in this session.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

English people are weird.

 

[hineyrulz]

Nice finish by Greeny.

 

[Eelectrica]

Nicely done Cam Green. Looks like he wants a solid innings this time.

 

[JokerEel]

93 runs that session get to the end of the next session then beam them

 

[Chins get the wins]

This commentary is hilarious. It's the first time since Shane Warne's death that I wish he was in the box to put them in their place

 

[Marshall_magic]

Carey, just reach your batting average before getting out. That would be awesome

Carey and Green hit their average (35 a piece) and we’re just about home. Should Starc and Cummins add another 20 each we’d be even harder to beat. We set them 400 to win tomorrow they’ll be going for it.

 

[Eelectrica]

Carey and Green hit their average (35 a piece) and we’re just about home. Should Starc and Cummins add another 20 each we’d be even harder to beat. We set them 400 to win tomorrow they’ll be going for it.

It will be interesting to see how they go needing close to 5 an over on a day 5 pitch. Especially as they lose wickets as the day progresses.

 

[JokerEel]

I do wonder what the plan is will be try to bat out the day or get a big enough lead and declare

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[Marshall_magic]

It will be interesting to see how they go needing close to 5 an over on a day 5 pitch. Especially as they lose wickets as the day progresses.

Will definitely help them not having to face a recognised spinner (Head, Marnus & Smith are a step down from Lyon). The fact that Bazball is about NOT having draws suggests that they’ll be going for it at 5-6 an over.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Will definitely help them not having to face a recognised spinner (Head, Marnus & Smith are a step down from Lyon). The fact that Bazball is about NOT having draws suggests that they’ll be going for it at 5-6 an over.

Bazball isn't even a thing it's hilarious

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Will definitely help them not having to face a recognised spinner (Head, Marnus & Smith are a step down from Lyon). The fact that Bazball is about NOT having draws suggests that they’ll be going for it at 5-6 an over.

That means we’ll need a lead of 500 or so. Looking more like a 360ish chase off about 150 overs.

 

[JokerEel]

Seriously just duck the balls don't even play at them

 

[Eelectrica]

Can Lyon head butt one of these short pitch deliveries?

When he comes off:
Q. What’s your name?
A. Gary the Goat
Q. Your real name?
A. I thought that was my real name
Q. What year is it?
A. You don’t know either? Aw man, must be something in the water
Q. Where are you?
A. I’m going to Disneyland. Weeeeeee

Yep. Todd you’re up.

 

[hineyrulz]

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Needs to be a filthy American style meatball sub and not a bat