2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[yobbo84]

The GOAT

 

[some11]

HAHAHAHHAHHAAHA STICK THAT UP YOUR ARSE

 

[jargan83]

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAT!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

YESSSSSSSSS GOATTTTTT!!!! 15 run partnership.

 

[some11]

England forgot you can bowl at the stumps. Dumb merkins.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

G

 

[some11]

Broad has the IQ of a gnat

 

[hineyrulz]

Brainless tactics, surely playing a front would be tougher???

 

[hineyrulz]

Well done Nath, valuable 15 run partnership.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Unlucky Lyon you beautiful bald king

 

[yobbo84]

Commentators carrying on like they rolled us for 150

We made 280 merkins

Good luck getting 370, be prepared to cop some shots to the helmet

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Should call a DRS for the lulz

 

[Chins get the wins]

The finest 4 of all time

 

[hineyrulz]

Commentators carrying on like they rolled us for 150

We made 280 merkins

Good luck getting 370, be prepared to cop some shots to the helmet

They need to score 45 more than they did in the first innings.

 

[some11]

Lyon coming out was the only decent thing that happened today.

Now for our bowlers to show the appropriate respect to him for contributing while injured.

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Take that bald Poms

 

[jargan83]

Gutsy effort from Lyon and the Poms inexplicably forgot they can attack the stumps of the man with one leg.

The hair plugs are on me Nathan.

 

[Chins get the wins]

Lyon coming out was the only decent thing that happened today.

Now for our bowlers to show the appropriate respect to him for contributing while injured.

We are going to win this by 250 runs

 

[Mr. Shaman]

Alright, someone spend the next 20 mins slapping Starc and Patty, let’s break some f**king arms.

 

[Mr. Shaman]

We are going to win this by 250 runs

I want them to get within 15. Boo the injured guy some more you toothless pricks.