2nd ASHES TEST: @ Lords Jun 28 - Jul 2nd, 2023

[Fangs]

I used to love a dead ODI and out hobbled someone with a runner and then 10 minutes later it was curtains.

Warney did it once. Plenty of touring teams as well. It made the inevitable curious.

 

[some11]

Yeah boo the injured player.

Dumb crowd.

 

[hineyrulz]

GOAT Gonskis!!

 

[some11]

Oh shut up Strauss you merkin.

 

[hineyrulz]

5 runs so far, EAD Strauss.

 

[Ruby Roundhouse]

Do these pommy commentators really not see that Australia is just trying to reduce the number of overs England will have to chase, forcing them to take more risks?

It's not about playing shots or getting more runs.

insufferable merkins

 

[some11]

What are you booing you f**king merkins. Do they know Lyon cant run?

 

[hineyrulz]

LOL @ the booing simpletons in the crowd.

 

[yobbo84]

Lol at this stupid crowd

They've bowled the world's most negative tactics for 3 hours and they boo the injured bloke

 

[some11]

SHUT UP YOU BALD merkin.

 

[Fangs]

Lord Starc will tonk us to 400.

 

[hineyrulz]

Strauss is happy to watch 3 hours of negative BS but not this lol. Absolute boring f**ktard.

 

[some11]

Strauss trying to make cummins the bad guy. f**king prick of the highest order.

 

[Fangs]

Athers is an affable dickhead isn't he

 

[JokerEel]

Now the England bowlers are bowling at him f**king wankers

 

[hineyrulz]

It's hard to listen to you ya bald merkin.

 

[yobbo84]

The quick and easy fix to these tactics for test cricket is to bring in the wide rule used in limited overs matches

It'd end pretty quick when they're giving away 3 wides an over

 

[jargan83]

Bald with a torn calf and you'd think the bowlers would attack the stumps

 

[hineyrulz]

Lyon could play this merkin with a doorsnake.

 

[Chins get the wins]

f**k me Poms are weak merkins