2nd T20: Australia v Pakistan @ SCG Nov 16th, 2024

[Bazal]

Stoinis is a rigtard

 

[Bazal]

Seriously when can we stamp Maxy and Stoinis' papers?

Wadey level shit.

 

[Marshall_magic]

A lot will be made about us playing an under strength side if we lose this game, but Inglis, Stoinplod and Maxwell would be in a full strength 11 and were ones who really killed our momentum.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

India scored 1/283 against SA last night without their full squad.

Our jerks believe their own hype.

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Tim the Tortoise

 

[Marshall_magic]

India scored 1/283 against SA last night without their full squad.

Our jerks believe their own hype.

To be fair that Indian team had Hardik, Ramandeep and Arshdeep.

Our jerks are getting a Rammin’ deep, arse deep in fact, with a hard dick.

 

[_snafu_]

lol

 

[TheParraboy]

We wont make 150

 

[Marshall_magic]

Credit to Pakistan, they’ve brought this back really well, although if they could field we would have been rolled for less than 100.

 

[_snafu_]

Did someone send Tyran Wishart out to bat?

 

[yobbo84]

Is that not an above head high no ball?

 

[Bazal]

Lord a f**ken a Matt Nable cricket promo what have I done to deserve this?

 

[mozza91]

Cut the live feed and put the Six and Out docu on instead.

 

[speedster]

Get the first 9 wickets and Australia can still win this.

 

[Bazal]

This Bartlett looks like he has the incorrect number of chromosomes or something but he is a white ball wizard

 

[speedster]

Actually change that: I don't know most of the Paki batters other than the openers so get the openers out and we're in to the tail.

 

[speedster]

This Bartlett looks like he has the incorrect number of chromosomes or something but he is a white ball wizard

No, it's his parents' religion - they were against him using a box protector as a junior.

 

[speedster]

Bartlett indicates a small gap between thumb and finger - lip reader.com confirms he said "He's got a little dick".

 

[AlwaysGreen]

Spencer and Xavier among the wickets.

Chaps and Co used to refuse to play cricket with blokes unless their name was Bill, Dave or John.

 

[speedster]

Spencer and Xavier among the wickets.

Chaps and Co used to refuse to play cricket with blokes unless their name was Bill, Dave or John.

They struggled with Kim. That's for sure.