2nd Test: Australia v Pakistan @ MCG Dec 26-30, 2023

[hineyrulz]

The worst fielder in a park cricket side would have swallowed that lol

Even Waqa Blake ffs!!

 

[hineyrulz]

I have the extended family BBQ.

They all think I have a drinking problem.

The question is do I pack eight or twelve beers for the three to four hours I have to survive?

At least a carton, just in case always need to be prepared.

 

[Bazal]

The worst fielder in a park cricket side would have swallowed that lol

Wadey woulda dropped it but

 

[2 weeks]

I have the extended family BBQ.

They all think I have a drinking problem.

The question is do I pack eight or twelve beers for the three to four hours I have to survive?

12 beers for 3 hours ?

With all due respect, good sir , you are an amateur

 

[Sphagnum]

Wadey woulda dropped it but

Wade wouldn’t get a run in Milo cricket

 

[Meth]

honestly, I thought Ian Smith is the first commentary stint on the boxing day test was bad. Following it up with Guha (English), Vaughan (English) and Akram (Pakistani) is weird.

 

[Sphagnum]

I have the extended family BBQ.

They all think I have a drinking problem.

The question is do I pack eight or twelve beers for the three to four hours I have to survive?

 

[2 weeks]

The Poms call their cricket Bazz ball

Pakistan have Akram so if they start going nuts do we call it Wazzball ?

 

[Sphagnum]

honestly, I thought Ian Smith is the first commentary stint on the boxing day test was bad. Following it up with Guha (English), Vaughan (English) and Akram (Pakistani) is weird.

Smithy is just fulfilling his lifelong dream of being an Aussie. He recently changed his favourite player from Richard Hadlee to Trevor Chappell.

 

[Meth]

Hasan Ali looks ok but is a few years past his best now

 

[Meth]

"Nobody remembers T-20 performances" - Wasim Akram

Beauty.

 

[2 weeks]

Smithy is just fulfilling his lifelong dream of being an Aussie. He recently changed his favourite player from Richard Hadlee to Trevor Chappell.

I like Smith mainly due to one moment

He was commentating with Mark Howard and Skull , and Howard tried to bring up AFL

The convo went something like this :

Howard : Have you ever watched AFL , Ian ?

Smith : No i prefer men's sport

 

[Meth]

I get that they are saying India v Pakistan would draw a crowd in Melbourne, but why else would you play that match there as an alternative?

 

[2 weeks]

Lots of smiles and niceties between these two sides

Warner joking with Hasan etc

It's like watching NZ playing NZ

 

[Sphagnum]

Lots of smiles and niceties between these two sides

Warner joking with Hasan etc

It's like watching NZ playing NZ

 

[Meth]

ball better than the bat, but with nothing to show for it. their window is closing

 

[2 weeks]

Skull desperately trying to polish a turd by trying to wrap this Pakistan team

 

[Sphagnum]

How many balls have they bowled now that have gone a metre down the leg side?

 

[Bazal]

Skull desperately trying to polish a turd by trying to wrap this Pakistan team

To be fair he's clearly quite good at polishing turds based on the gleam off his scrotum-scalp

 

[2 weeks]

Pakistan in control here imo

Score 0/49

But if you ad 2/20 then ...........