2nd Test: Australia v South Africa at Hobart on Nov 12-16, 2016

[Pete Cash]

Elgar mate you arent supposed to hide from the ball

 

[Fufu Andronez]

you idiot Elgar

 

[El Diablo]

Whoaaaaaa did Elgar just evade the ball?

That was bizarre.

wonder if he's related to Hansie

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

Yes, lolElgar, but f**king concentrate Warner you flat track merkin

 

[hineyrulz]

Why come u do this ?

Imagine being an Eels fan and him doing this every week???

Lucky he's a top bloke otherwise he'd be hated by all

 

[Timbo]

Just ranting

I was half way down the pitch your honour and it couldnt have been me and the abc mics didnt pick up anything anr anyway id have said it to his face

The best bit was when after he spent an over saying 'it couldn't have been me' he ended by saying 'what was said about him BY JOE NOT ME was true anyway'.

f**k me he's a piece of half-human half-plastic garbage. How does he keep getting employed as a commentator?

 

[Canard]

Ah he was just carrying on about how it couldn't possibly have been him who said, getting quite irate though. I reckon more than half the viewers these days would have absolutely no idea what he was even talking about....

He protests a bit much for my liking (or however Billy Shaky the Spear said it)

 

[AlwaysGreen]

So which one of these commentators has shares in pitch scan?

 

[Sphagnum]

Elgar channeling his inner hansie

 

[AlwaysGreen]

KP is a big bloke, makes his girly laugh even more embarrassing.

 

[Canard]

KP is a big bloke, makes his girly laugh even more embarrassing.

South African private school education......

 

[El Diablo]

KP is a big bloke, makes his girly laugh even more embarrassing.

very few batsmen seem tall

 

[AlwaysGreen]

South African private school education......

Are you saying he likes a roebucking?

 

[Hutty1986]

The best bit was when after he spent an over saying 'it couldn't have been me' he ended by saying 'what was said about him BY JOE NOT ME was true anyway'.

f**k me he's a piece of half-human half-plastic garbage. How does he keep getting employed as a commentator?

Timbo, I'm gonna need you to stop speaking in riddles and tell us how you really feel about Warney.

 

[JJ]

The best bit was when after he spent an over saying 'it couldn't have been me' he ended by saying 'what was said about him BY JOE NOT ME was true anyway'.

f**k me he's a piece of half-human half-plastic garbage. How does he keep getting employed as a commentator?

Half plastic? Take another look Timbo

 

[hineyrulz]

Half plastic? Take another look Timbo

Warnie is about 75% plastic 25% shit.

 

[Incorrect]

Warnie is about 75% plastic 25% shit.

And 100% a merkin

 

[Tommy Smith]

Poor DAVEY!!

That'll look terrible on replay on the OLED!

 

[Bazal]

Wow...this is really not our game, lol.

 

[hineyrulz]

FFS!! When your lucks out it's really out.