2nd Test: Australia v Sri Lanka at Manuka Oval (Canberra) Feb 1-5 2019 - AUSTRALIA WON BY 366 RUNS

[Tommy Smith]

I saw the score at 3 for nothing and said to myself, "haha you merkins are so shit!"

Then I glanced over at the England score in the 2nd test and remembered that we're even shitter.

England won't win the Ashes, the Duke ball will. It's our very own inanimate carbon rod...

 

[hineyrulz]

I saw the score at 3 for nothing and said to myself, "haha you merkins are so shit!"

Then I glanced over at the England score in the 2nd test and remembered that we're even shitter.

England won't win the Ashes, the Duke ball will. It's our very own inanimate carbon rod...

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LOL one of your best Tommy.

 

[El Diablo]

It's not a struggle when you're already in the change rooms.

the poor bastard nearly has a heart attack walking on and then walking straight back off again

 

[Incorrect]

I saw the score at 3 for nothing and said to myself, "haha you merkins are so shit!"

Then I glanced over at the England score in the 2nd test and remembered that we're even shitter.

England won't win the Ashes, the Duke ball will. It's our very own inanimate carbon rod...

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You never know.... We might "pull a Homer" and succeed despite our own idiocy.....

 

[jargan83]

the poor bastard nearly has a heart attack walking on and then walking straight back off again

His blood pressure goes up due to stress because he is worried what will happen to his KFC buckets while he leaves them unattended.

 

[bazza]

Head needs to get just over 200 to get his test average up to 50
Burns needs 400+

 

[hineyrulz]

200 run partnership, that is an insane amount of ticks!!!!

 

[hineyrulz]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice Head!!! Well done son!!

 

[AlwaysGreen]

I'm happy for Head and Burns but Wadey would have been 300 no if he was playing.

Just sayin.

 

[no name]

How good does it feel picking on these losers!

 

[Eelectrica]

Head needs to get just over 200 to get his test average up to 50
Burns needs 400+

So you're saying there's a chance?

 

[mave]

That was the shot of the summer.

 

[mave]

And congrats to Head.
Well deserved, after being our best batsman this summer.

 

[Sphagnum]

Sri Lanka are just the worst. Nz franked that by crushing them and then doing absolutely f**k all in the first 3 one dayers against India.

 

[hineyrulz]

And congrats to Head.
Well deserved, after being our best batsman this summer.

He's managed to score around 500 runs this summer, he just needs to improve his shot selection and pushing the singles a little more. He is the best of a average bunch.

 

[hineyrulz]

I'm happy for Head and Burns but Wadey would have been 300 no if he was playing.

Just sayin.

Lara's World record would already be gone.

 

[Raiders_Premiers]

I for one am glad this cannon fodder has been served up to us so we can feel better about ourselves as a nation.

 

[hineyrulz]

This reminds me of the Mighty Eels pumping of St George last season.

 

[Timbo]

This really is club level bowling from the Sri Lankans.

Fair play to Burns and Head, you can only play the team that's opposite you and they have batted immaculately, but this is just a bit sad from the Sri Lankans.

I would much rather be watching an Irish attack of Rankin/Murtagh/Young than this. Time spent as an international nation is not exactly the best gauge of quality.

 

[some11]

I'm just so pleased Finch, Marsh x2 weren't allowed to bat on this pitch.