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Yes he is.
On the crowd issue, that's pretty poor form from the crowd.
Just for 20:20 I think
Yep poor from the crowd but ironic Aussies have an issue with it
Yes he is.
On the crowd issue, that's pretty poor form from the crowd.
:lol: sorry, wouldn't catch me dead in an Eels jersey - I do have a Peter Sterling testimonial t-shirt though
I suspect it's you, Hiney or twizzle to be fair
Gaps galore in the NZ test team, and finally a good team exposed them.
1. For such a good hitter of a cricket ball, Guptill is a nervous wreck in test cricket. The second innings dismissal was lol worthy. Completely played the wrong line altogether. Looked like he wasn't watching the ball.
2. Latham is a perennial walking wicket when set. He seems about ten times more talented than John Wright and Bruce Edgar, but a tenth of the concentration ability.
3. No spin bowler. At all. Real problem.
4. Seamers have gone so far backwards under Dimitri Mascarenhas it's not funny. I get the feeling he may have been pushed out or knew the writing was on the wall. Tim Southee under Shane Bond and Allan Donald was bowling like Josh Hazlewood. Now he bowls like Rodney Latham or Justin Vaughan.
5. Southee should really bat at 11. Very precious. Lol, remember the talk after his first test that he was the next Chris Cairns. Batting wise he's Andre Adams-esque at best. What a massive under achiever. It troubles me that he seems to be completely unaccountable for throwing his wicket away.
6. The seamers have lost their swing. In all formats Bond had them swinging it late.
7. They need Taylor going for a few years. You can't operate with just one top line batsman.
Strengths are still Williamson and Watling. Boults faded but I think his swing can be coached back in. Not convinced Shane Jurgenson is the answer. Bond needs to be in the set up one way or the other. Maybe he can be freed up at IPL time, although I think travel is a problem for him.
Yes. I think we should refrain from swearing in this thread henceforth so as to not offend our Kiwi friends' sensitivities.
I know he's done a fair bit of coaching out here, even had his own Vid out. Couldn't do any worse then Dimitri. He's still a merkin for bouncing the poop out of me.Yes he is.
On the crowd issue, that's pretty poor form from the crowd.
NZ are such degenerates
who can forget JJ applauding and defending the Indian crowds and players for calling Symonds a monkey
even posting pics on here himself
they are to rock music what Mark Craig is to off spinning.What's a Nickelback?
I do not get it.
Before the series started, New Zealand Herald columnist Chris Rattue wrote an incredibly provocative piece claiming you can smell the fear emanating out of the Aussie camp.
New Zealand had just won the Chappell-Hadlee series 2-1, and Rattue was pumped up about the Kiwis chances or, more accurately, was convinced about Australias fallibility.
He said the Aussies had found themselves in a lions den without many big rocks to throw at the beast and were operating on thin resources with a relatively inexperienced captain.
In a crazy turnaround it is the Kiwis who have the scary fast bowlers, he wrote.
Australian cricket teams dont lie down, but this might be shaping as the worst team theyve sent here. Turn a few screws, and it could turn to disarray.
Incendiary stuff.
After being proven so wrong in such humiliating fashion, Rattue turned his sights on the Kiwis.
How convenient. A couple of Aussies lose the plot and, hey presto, its a handy smokescreen for a dire New Zealand performance over five Tests against Australia, he wrote.
Im p@##$% off all right, but not at bad-mannered Josh Hazlewood or Steve Smith. The Black Caps were a Test disaster, and maybe even distracted by the Brendon McCullum celebrity tour.
Sure, the Aussies take their competitive attitude too far sometimes, but a lot of our blokes havent taken it far enough.
A potentially great cricket Test series, which could have been a landmark, turned into a dud. McCullum is a great Kiwi sports character, but save all the pats on the back until after the series. There was a job to be done, a contest to get into, and New Zealand failed miserably.
The vaunted new ball attack of Tim Southee and Trent Boult was rubbish. The spin bowling situation is embarrassing.
Australia are No. 1 and New Zealand a long, long way from that.
Did he really ?
Thats pretty shameful jidge.
Did I say it was a monkey? I know perfectly well what it is, I was going to post a pic of one masturbating, that would have been appropriate, but El D might have got too excited - he seems to have a thing about animals.
Of course, as you point out it's apes, not monkeys that more closely resemble humans, so Singh should call Symonds an ape next time as it's more accurate, and monkey seems offensive :crazy:
Interesting creatures - very promiscuous, group sex, homosexual sex, masturbation, the whole lot - *edited*
ape or monkey?
“How convenient. A couple of Aussies lose the plot and, hey presto, it’s a handy smokescreen for a dire New Zealand performance over five Tests against Australia,” he wrote.
The only accurate allegation in his article.
he posted this in a thread about it http://forums.leagueunlimited.com/showthread.php?t=190341
they are to rock music what Mark Craig is to off spinning.
:lol:
Here's two allrounders -
Batting all-rounder - 15 tests 437 runs at 23 with 1 50. 25 wickets @ 34.5 BB 4/61
Bowling all-rounder 14 tests, 586 runs at 41.85 with 3 50s. 48 wickets at 45 BB 7/94
There's a half decent cricketer in there, and one of them can even catch
http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket...w/news-story/635bda8e186a954cbad1593649a1f655
Back in your box mate :lol:
http://www.foxsports.com.au/cricket...w/news-story/635bda8e186a954cbad1593649a1f655
Back in your box mate :lol:
It's Rattue, he's a click-bait troll