2nd Test: Pakistan v Australia at Abu Dhabi Oct 16-20 2018

[Bazal]

We are merkins and should play that way. This new bullshit of "we won't sledge anymore" is pissweak

Mildly agree.

I think any faux-nice guy stuff should be left to sides like NZ, but we should never stoop to the sort of levels guys like Hayden and Warner have in the past.

Steve Waugh and AB are the kind of cricketers our side should be trying to emulate.

 

[jargan83]

Cricinfo reporting that Usman Khawaja has a meniscus tear and will be unlikely to bat and will require surgery.

 

[2 weeks]

Cricinfo reporting that Usman Khawaja has a meniscus tear and will be unlikely to bat and will require surgery.

Usman finally gets his head right and his body shits itself, poor merkin.

 

[TheParraboy]

damm you Head, that was a SMarsh get out shot, 3rd grade stuff

 

[TheParraboy]

MMarsh boundary 1st ball warms my heart...

 

[TheParraboy]

Cricinfo reporting that Usman Khawaja has a meniscus tear and will be unlikely to bat and will require surgery.

He may bat down the order if we get close. very unlikely he will bat or we get close....

 

[mave]

Uzi could have both legs amputated, and Langer would find a way to keep the Marshs in, and Renshaw out.

 

[jargan83]

Whats the bet Uzi getting injured is exactly the reason Langer opts to Keep Marsh in the side.

 

[Eelectrica]

Ah good old Marsh can always relied on to hold an innings together.
Finch must be wondering how the hell he didn't get a test gig earlier.

 

[2 weeks]

Mitch Marsh has borrowed Shane Watson's pad

 

[jargan83]

Everyone, that's our Vice Captain....

 

[AlwaysGreen]

These marsh brahs should be sent to the Saudi embassy in Turkey

 

[jargan83]

These marsh brahs should be sent to the Saudi embassy in Turkey

They'd probably come out alive

 

[2 weeks]

These marsh brahs should be sent to the Saudi embassy in Turkey

We are getting Khashoggi'd proper.

 

[TheParraboy]

Whats the bet Uzi getting injured is exactly the reason Langer opts to Keep Marsh in the side.

Not only that, he will say something like “no time to panic making changes, plus the experience is invaluable they bring to the side, things the puplic don’t see”

 

[AusKnightRKO]

Paine... what an absolute joke

 

[WaznTheGreat]

Is this where i mention that i said 6 years ago Australia are the biggest disgrace ever and people should now bow before me?

 

[yobbo84]

Wow. Incompetent is the only word that springs to mind of this performance.

 

[2 weeks]

They may be a team of losers but f**k they are nice guys now.

 

[jargan83]

Not only that, he will say something like “no time to panic making changes, plus the experience is invaluable they bring to the side, things the puplic don’t see”

Didn't Langer say that he used some spread sheet to base his selections on statistics? Pretty sure I Cricinfo had an article in the last week or so saying that the Marsh brother were the worst cricketers since 2011 statistically speaking.

Langer says one thing when it's a bright young kid from interstate with a bright future and another for a couple of useless merkins from WA.