2nd Test: South Africa v Australia at Port Elizabeth Feb 20-24, 2014

[hineyrulz]

Yeah it's an ordinary track..

I doubt they want any life in the decks after the anal pounding Slave gave them at Centurion..

Gutless, no wonder they haven't beat us at home since 1970.

 

[shiznit]

Dhoni looked more threating in the NZ/Team India test..

:lol:

Yeah wasn't that a mind f**k....

I was completely hung over from 2 days of crazy partying(the nines)...

But when I flicked on the TV and saw Dhoni rolling the arm over... I thought I was still f**king drunk and high...

What the f**k was up with that...

 

[shiznit]

Now, now ladies... Don't judge the pitch until both teams bat on it...

 

[lockyno1]

This is the worst pitch since Taylor made 334 on that road in Peshawar!

 

[lockyno1]

Now, now ladies... Don't judge the pitch until both teams bat on it...

If Dean Elgar can make runs....it is a road!:lol:

 

[TheParraboy]

500 deck here

Smith knew what he was doing batting first

 

[Hutty1986]

Looking a bit more ominous now

 

[lockyno1]

Just hope to keep them out there for 2 days batting slow...then we can bat for 2 days!

 

[Fufu Andronez]

How annoying is the music lol stfu

 

[shiznit]

If Dean Elgar can make runs....it is a road!:lol:

Steyn and Philander are more than capable of making you look stupid... Even on a so called road.

 

[chigurh]

ZZZzzzzzz..

 

[hineyrulz]

Steyn and Philander are more than capable of making you look stupid... Even on a so called road.

They didn't on a so called poor wicket in the first test........

This wicket is soooo slow and low, poor cricket wicket.

 

[Hutty1986]

Steyn and Philander are more than capable of making you look stupid... Even on a so called road.

Or Morkel. Our batting is still very, very unreliable

 

[TheParraboy]

Steyn and Philander are more than capable of making you look stupid... Even on a so called road.

Is that when they are fully fit or having gastro and under a bit of a niggle?

 

[hineyrulz]

The band is more exciting than watching these corpse's with pads batting.

 

[shiznit]

They didn't on a so called poor wicket in the first test........

This wicket is soooo slow and low, poor cricket wicket.

That was one test mate...

Be very careful not to underestimate a team or a player based on one poor performance...

 

[Sphagnum]

That was one test mate...

Be very careful not to underestimate a team or a player based on one poor performance...

f**ken kiwis win a series at home against India and think they're the best team in the world.

STFU, asswipe.

 

[hineyrulz]

That was one test mate...

Be very careful not to underestimate a team or a player based on one poor performance...

You must have missed Foodhandler offering SFA out here in Aus as well, dodged a good Adelaide oval wicket as well where he would have been murdered. he is a down hill skier, Steyn is world class and Morne Merkin looks dangerous but bowls far too short to be world class.

 

[hineyrulz]

Shittle has been pretty average today, Patto might have got more out of this wicket with his height and extra pace.

 

[Fufu Andronez]

Didn't SA dump Elgar from their central contracted players list today? Was that a case of shit timing or something to fire him up? Looks a lot better than some of the other blokes in te squad.. Looking at you Alviro Petersen